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Jesus Christ Can't Get Driver's License!

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Only in America...and possibly New Zealand.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Shit... You beat me to it...

Well, ignore the "Poor Jesus..." thread.
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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I like this part from the article.

"Any comment from the man in the middle of this legal tussle?

“Christ is not speaking to the press at this time,” Pishevar said."
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Well I'll have you know that the Human Torch can't get a bank loan.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!

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