...from Don of MPPC of yahooogroups.com
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.
Employees who do not take their S.H.I.T will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T) Those who fail to take D.E.E.P S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T S.H.I.T).
Since our managers took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they do not have to do S.H.I.T anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L S.H.I.T) Those who are full of B.U.L.L S.H.I.T will get the S.H.I.T jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P S.H.I.T)
If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T S.H.I.T)
Thank you,
Boss in General
(B.I.G S.H.I.T)
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oh good, you're back !!
You have too much time on your hands.
You have too much time on your hands.
Awe, thanks a lot. Now I got that song stuck in my head.
which song's that?
You have too much time on your hands.
Said the guy who writes 7 topics a day.
"Too Much Time on My Hands."-Styx
Me too... "T-t-t-too much time on my hands..."You have too much time on your hands.
Awe, thanks a lot. Now I got that song stuck in my head.
I've just been promoted to Special High Intensity Training Honorary
Employee Assistance Director
---------The above is from somebody, somewhere and well, I am not tellin ya where. But if that is any indication as to who just got a new job recently..
If ya watched the last few minutes of 24 last night, you'd have seen this bald guy with a dark mustache come from around a door entranceway, just the side of his face, complete with glasses.
Now, understand this, I know someone who looks like that.
And he ah, well, was a protege' to a deputy director to the Central Intelligence Agency, Ray S. Cline, under President Kennedy 1960's.
There was a notice out there the new CIA chief was looking to fill a few job position so whether the honorary assistant position as noted way above is any indication as to what's up new and soon or not, only time will tell, otherwise, speculation.
WK
Employee Assistance Director
---------The above is from somebody, somewhere and well, I am not tellin ya where. But if that is any indication as to who just got a new job recently..
If ya watched the last few minutes of 24 last night, you'd have seen this bald guy with a dark mustache come from around a door entranceway, just the side of his face, complete with glasses.
Now, understand this, I know someone who looks like that.
And he ah, well, was a protege' to a deputy director to the Central Intelligence Agency, Ray S. Cline, under President Kennedy 1960's.
There was a notice out there the new CIA chief was looking to fill a few job position so whether the honorary assistant position as noted way above is any indication as to what's up new and soon or not, only time will tell, otherwise, speculation.
WK