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yeh but, it makes you look even more sexier then you already do! you would have all the guys especially you husband to be drooling!
yeh but, it makes you look even more sexier then you already do! you would have all the guys especially you husband to be drooling!
Since when am I sexy? Look, I've already picked out the sluttiest wedding dress I could find - when I wear it, it's almost like I got my girls out there on a silver platter for all the world to see. Can't understand why you lot are still complaining... :S
yeh but, it makes you look even more sexier then you already do! you would have all the guys especially you husband to be drooling!
Since when am I sexy? Look, I've already picked out the sluttiest wedding dress I could find - when I wear it, it's almost like I got my girls out there on a silver platter for all the world to see. Can't understand why you lot are still complaining... :S
So you went for the Dirrrrtty outfit? :P
Nice try... :)
Alright, there any chance of requesting Milli Vanilli? Or how 'bout Backstreet Boys? :P :P :P
Nah, play some Nickelback and some Red Hot Chili Peppers. And don't forget Led Zep, Beatles, Live, KISS, Def Leppard, Jimi Hendrix...
...you do that and I'll work overtime bouncing at the club... *puppy dog look for Begg*
Nah, play some Nickelback and some Red Hot Chili Peppers. And don't forget Led Zep, Beatles, Live, KISS, Def Leppard, Jimi Hendrix...
...you do that and I'll work overtime bouncing at the club... *puppy dog look for Begg*
Alright, there any chance of requesting Milli Vanilli? Or how 'bout Backstreet Boys? :P :P :P
Nah, play some Nickelback and some Red Hot Chili Peppers. And don't forget Led Zep, Beatles, Live, KISS, Def Leppard, Jimi Hendrix...
...you do that and I'll work overtime bouncing at the club... *puppy dog look for Begg*
Oh my... why always there's someone against BSB?? I will tell Nick about it
Oh God, don't tell me you like BSB!! (Well, AJ's okay, 'cos he can kinda sing, but the buckets of grease in his hair and goatee, and the glasses always covering up his pretty eyes irritate me, and then take into account that recently he started looking freakishly like my grandmother - whom I hate - and that really turns me away from him *shudder*) Crap music that all sounds the same. Oh, and Nick's a woman-beater (even I felt sorry for Paris when I heard that one, and I HATE PARIS!! God, what I wouldn't give to beat him up for that...) Anyway, back to the wedding...
oh my, darkie, i am honoured. oki.
how can i help now? i bought the new XET 2004 anti-spammer wedding shield, so there will be no problem. well of course, i still need to figure out how it works. :S where is my almost-husband when i need him??? maaaaaaaaaaaaartijn!!!
how can i help now? i bought the new XET 2004 anti-spammer wedding shield, so there will be no problem. well of course, i still need to figure out how it works. :S where is my almost-husband when i need him??? maaaaaaaaaaaaartijn!!!
oh my, darkie, i am honoured. oki.
how can i help now? i bought the new XET 2004 anti-spammer wedding shield, so there will be no problem. well of course, i still need to figure out how it works. :S where is my almost-husband when i need him??? maaaaaaaaaaaaartijn!!!
oh my... the instructions are written in saturnian... can't read that dialect... maaaaaaartijn!!!
AWWWWW THATS SOO CUTE, CAN I CUM ?
AWWWWW THATS SOO CUTE, CAN I CUM ?
OH, AND I CAN I ORGANISE THE HEN NIGHT (I ALWAYS OPT FOR THIS AS I USUALLY HAVE NO REAL JOB IN QZ WEDDINGS!) !!! !!!
new one to my set list-for the party- ROCK IT!
Someone mentioned MY name?
hey, where have u been? cuando seras en linea?
Someone mentioned MY name?
hey, where have u been? cuando seras en linea?
"sere" ahora :P
yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Hmmm, let me think...
Bride's Maids: Linda, Sonia & Marialvy (I don't actually know Marialvy that well but if Linda's so fond of her, *shrug* what the hell... why not?)
What have i done to you, DarkQueen? John
Priest/Minister: TaylorGaGa
And everyone else is invited... 'cept Lydon, lukey, and Holland (just thought I'd mention it in case any of those fucks are reading...)
I'm not a sick fuck. Can i come? John
Yes, you've got special mention in Begg's matrimony-speech - you HAVE to be there...