new/old starwars joke

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brENsKi 28 May 2005 06:39 · Member since June 2003

battlescene: luke takes on the Darth Vader in a saber battle............

bzzzrrrrr, bzrrrrr wwhhheerrree
as they come together Darth vader whispers:

DV - "ccuuucth, ffuhhhh - luke i know what you're getting for christmas"
LS - "fuck off vader"
more jousting....bzzzrrrrr, bzrrrrr wwhhheerrree
DV - "ccuuucth, ffuhhhh - I said i know what you're getting for christmas luke!"
LS - "and i said...fuck off vader"
....bzzzrrrrr, bzrrrrr wwhhheerrree
DV - "ccuuucth, ffuhhhh - luke i really do know what you're getting for christmas"
LS - "okay smartbollox, as it's only summer right now, how can you possibly know what i'm getting for Christmas?"
DV - "because, ccuuucth, ffuhhhh young master skywanker, when i was out on the edge of the ffuhhhh galaxy, i could feel your presents"

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The King Of Rhye 28 May 2005 07:56 · Member since August 2004

grooooaaaaaaaaannnnnnn...........

bad........but funny!

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Sonia Doris 28 May 2005 07:56 · Member since July 2004

lol ^_^

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doremi 28 May 2005 13:07 · Member since March 2005

How very wonderfully punny! Great one! May the force be with you! :)

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brENsKi 28 May 2005 13:32 · Member since June 2003

Arlene R. Weiss wrote:
How very wonderfully punny! Great one! May the force be with you! :)

thanks...but Star Wars doesn't give me much material to work with...it is a kinda limited field...

were the vader sounds close enough?

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Janet 28 May 2005 14:13 · Member since July 2001

Love the sound effects ;-)

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doremi 28 May 2005 14:20 · Member since March 2005

Brenski wrote:
Arlene R. Weiss wrote:
How very wonderfully punny! Great one! May the force be with you! :)

thanks...but Star Wars doesn't give me much material to work with...it is a kinda limited field...were the vader sounds close enough?

Yeah in fact I was running down to the pharmacy to get the asthma inhaler! LOL! Weeze....

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Unknown 28 May 2005 14:20

quite old that one!

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Unknown 28 May 2005 14:20

quite old that one!

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brENsKi 28 May 2005 14:21 · Member since June 2003

taylorgaga (Begg) wrote:
quite old that one!

it's topical, and most liked it
and it did get the brenski touch...

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doremi 28 May 2005 14:21 · Member since March 2005

taylorgaga (Begg) wrote:
quite old that one!

Like Yoda, you sound!

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brENsKi 28 May 2005 14:48 · Member since June 2003

Arlene R. Weiss wrote:
taylorgaga (Begg) wrote:
quite old that one!

Like Yoda, you sound!

a turd in a ribbon, of shit still stinks

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doremi 28 May 2005 15:30 · Member since March 2005

Brenski wrote:
Arlene R. Weiss wrote:
taylorgaga (Begg) wrote:
quite old that one!

Like Yoda, you sound!

a turd in a ribbon, of shit still stinks

With you, Agree I do! Lol!

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dragonzflame 28 May 2005 21:16 · Member since July 2002

Luke and Obi-Wan go out for dinner at a Chinese restaurant. After ordering their Peking Duck, fried rice and lemon chicken they begin to eat. Obi-Wan does this with the ease you'd expect from a Jedi knight - gracefully manuoevering rice to plate and to mouth, all without spilling a drop. Luke, however, is having a terrible time - trying to use the chopsticks with two hands and more food is going onto the table cloth than his mouth. Obi-Wan watches him sternly for a few minutes, then sighs and says, "Use the forks, Luke."

Ba-dum tschh.

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Unknown 29 May 2005 06:02

Funny

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