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Is there any need for large women to expose their vast midriffs when the sun comes out?

Not only vast but very, very white!

This trend is putting me off my martini.
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee". Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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It's the grey lycra jogging pants that get me Archie, you old ragamuffin. Is it a demonstration of irony?

Besides, I'd have thought blue was much more your colour.
FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN! Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.
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Flashman you vainglorious buffoon, I see the illness hasn't shifted those extra pounds you've been carrying.

Did you know that big bird from Big Brother can be seen from space?

Not that I watch it mind you.
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee". Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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The worst bit is when the flabby midriff hangs over the jeans waist-line. Looking like they are wearing a flesh coloured water ring.
Guess who's back?
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With stretch marks.
Cleveland May 24 to June 4th 2007 - I came, I saw, I fucked off home again.
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Shouldn't you be in the pub Banquo?
Cleveland May 24 to June 4th 2007 - I came, I saw, I fucked off home again.
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Don't want to get there too early. I might drink to much and miss the moment. I'll be going soon though.
Guess who's back?
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Quit making fun of me!!!
Wo ist das kamerahhhhhhhhhhh!!! NJ!!!
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This only happens in summer in England? Over here in Belfast its an all year thing.

Girls with trousers that they can only fit 2/3 of their arse into. And big bellies hanging over their jeans.

Still, who am I to argue with fashion.
The one and only DeaconJohn - As seen on page 81 of the Q Magazine Queen special.
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And lets not forget the gentleman out mowing their lawns who insist on removing their shirts so we can all enjoy their pasty white flubby bellies hanging down over their trousers, complete with hair...yeesh.
-If you want the best seat in the house, you have to move the cat.
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Janet wrote:
And lets not forget the gentleman out mowing their lawns who insist on removing their shirts so we can all enjoy their pasty white flubby bellies hanging down over their trousers, complete with hair...yeesh.


LOL!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Wo ist das kamerahhhhhhhhhhh!!! NJ!!!
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the_hero wrote:
Lisser wrote:
Quit making fun of me!!!



Aaaaawww I still love you


I luv you too!!! :)
Wo ist das kamerahhhhhhhhhhh!!! NJ!!!
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Janet wrote:
And lets not forget the gentleman out mowing their lawns who insist on removing their shirts so we can all enjoy their pasty white flubby bellies hanging down over their trousers, complete with hair...yeesh.


I haven't gone shirtless in over 10 years because of a remark like that, even though you are kidding and we know it, it STILL hurts... I have become so paranoid that I never wear shorts either, and again, I KNOW you all are just kidding too, but to the fat people that are not secure in their looks it is rough.

My Brothers and Sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child... -Weird Al (Generic Blues) I gave up on books when 'To Kill A Mockingbird' gave me no useful advice on how to kill a mockingbird.

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