REQUEST: Girlfriend

Rick wrote:

I'm not making jokes. Okay let's see, here is what I have in store for you:

- 2 impotent Brazilian Chimpansees
- a neglected house-cat from Urk (hmm, doesn't sound that familiar???)
- a dog with 3 balls (my experiment)
- a hamster with a 20 cm sized penis (yes, that thing can be horny too, you know)

But I'm straight (cries), I mean everything is so different. You got it easy, I men guys talking and all. :'(, no-one can feel my pain.

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:

Rick wrote:

I'm not making jokes. Okay let's see, here is what I have in store for you:

- 2 impotent Brazilian Chimpansees
- a neglected house-cat from Urk (hmm, doesn't sound that familiar???)
- a dog with 3 balls (my experiment)
- a hamster with a 20 cm sized penis (yes, that thing can be horny too, you know)

Oh my GOD!!!!! That's weird!!!!! (And funny hehehehehe)

BTW

You look pritty.
How old are you?

My mum is free, if you want her number.

Robert!!!!


;-)

Rick wrote:

http://www.riftweak.com/files/OH%20MY%20GOD%20UGLY%20GOTH!!!.jpg

That a look at this beauty.

Well that's sexy.. ;-)

<font color=#C5150>The Fairy King</font> wrote:

Can't this be any more pathetic?? -.-

I bet it could.

Why the hell do you want a girlfriend, do you enjoy someone telling you how to act, what to wear and always has the opposite Opinion of what you think? whatever is cool, a Girlfriend will claim it's not, what sucks and is boring is what she claims is the greatist thing on earth. God gave us hands for a reason =)

wstüssyb wrote:

Why the hell do you want a girlfriend, do you enjoy someone telling you how to act, what to wear and always has the opposite Opinion of what you think? whatever is cool, a Girlfriend will claim it's not, what sucks and is boring is what she claims is the greatist thing on earth. God gave us hands for a reason =)

HAHAHAHA!!! Ewwwww . . .
REALLY positive approach to women you've got there :P

wstüssyb wrote:

Why the hell do you want a girlfriend, do you enjoy someone telling you how to act, what to wear and always has the opposite Opinion of what you think? whatever is cool, a Girlfriend will claim it's not, what sucks and is boring is what she claims is the greatist thing on earth. God gave us hands for a reason =)

For free sex.

Could someone reseed please? I stuck at 97.8%!!! Please, please!!!

Fenderek wrote:

Could someone reseed please? I stuck at 97.8%!!! Please, please!!!

I'd love to reseed, but... (cries)

LOL @ Fenderek!!! :-) You made my day :-)