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<font color="lime">KillerQueen840 wrote:

Gunpowder Gelatine wrote:

I'm going to Disneyland on Wednesday!

That's awesome!!!! Have fun!!

Thanks! My whole grade is going, so there's going to be 250 or so of us running around the park all day. :)

SWEET!!! That makes it all the better!!!

<font color="lime">KillerQueen840 wrote:

Yogurt wrote:

<font color="lime">KillerQueen840 wrote:

I took a picture of me yawning and everytime I look at it, it makes me yawn. LOL

I wanna see it!

Well, it might just be my mind. Every time I see anyone yawn, I yawn. But I think it's the same for quite a few people.

Never happened to me :D

You're lucky, cos it drives me crazzzzzzzzy.
Sometimes even thinking about yawning makes me yawn...and even a few times I yawned from hearing the WORD yawn.


And saying the word yawn over and over sounds funny. :-p

Yawns are contagious.
At least for me they are.

I feel lonely.
No one reseeded my girlfriend :'(

I had a weird dream last night. Bob Balaban was in it. Seriously, of all the random people to be in a dream... Anyway, I was introducing the band or swing choir at graduation, but what I was supposed to do first, was have everyone rise for the pledge of allegiance. Well, I forgot that one part, and everyone started to completely freak out. They all thought it was some sort of protest, and I was unpatriotic and an anarchist. But I truly forgot, I wasn't trying to make a statement. Later in the dream (this is where Bob Balaban comes in), I almost got kicked out of the ceremony because I was eating a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Bob Balaban, who organized the whole ceremony, brought me back stage and started yelling at me and threatening not to give me my diploma. I insisted that I had to eat because I had low blood sugar, and I pleaded with him to still let me graduate.

"Please, Bob Balaban, I need to graduate! I need my diploma to go to high school!"

Then he let me go back to the ceremony, and I graduated, with people still thinking I was an anarchist.

Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: *Sigh* Don't bother, I'll sit in the dark, I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody.

Q: What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers?
A: Is ANYTHING all right?

Moshe was taking to his psychiatrist. "I had a weird dream recently," he says. "I saw my mother but then I noticed she had your face. I found this so worrying that I immediately awoke and couldn't get back to sleep. I just stayed there thinking about it until 7 a.m. I got up, made myself a slice of toast and some coffee and came straight here. Can you please help me explain the meaning of my dream?"
The psychiatrist kept silent for some time, then said, "One slice of toast and coffee? Do you call that a breakfast?"

Ruth and Golda were walking along Hendon High Street.
Ruth says, "My son Irving is getting married. He tells me he is engaged to a wonderful girl, but... he thinks she may have a disease called herpes.
Golda says, "Do you have any idea what this herpes is, and can he catch it?"
Ruth replies, "No, but I am just so thrilled to hear about Irving's engagement - it's time he settled down. As far as the herpes goes...who knows?"
"Well," says Golda, "I have a very good medical dictionary at home. I'll look it up and call you."
So Golda goes home, looks it up, and calls Ruth. "Ruth, I found it. Not to worry. It says herpes is a disease of the gentiles."

Cyril is driving when he gets pulled over by a policeman.
Walking up to Cyril's car, the policeman says, "I've come to tell you that your wife fell out your car some 2 miles back."
Cyril replies, "Thank goodness, I thought I'd gone deaf."

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a Man for you."
"What's a Man, Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be very competitive; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"But, what's the catch, Lord?"
"Well... you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first... Just remember, it's our little secret...You know, Woman to Woman."

Moshe Levy was soon to be 80 years old and his friends didn’t know what to buy him. His wife had died some years ago and he did not go out very often, at least, not with the opposite sex.
In the end, they came to the conclusion that Moshe needed a hooker, so they hired one.
She knocked on his door. When Moshe answered she said to him, “Happy birthday to you Mr Levy. I’ve come to offer you super sex.”
He replied “That's very kind of you, dahling, but at my age, I’ll have the soup!”

I might be going to the Warped Tour this summer . . . even though I totally don't listen to that kind of music.

Oh well, it will still be great fun :)

In only two days tomorrow will be yesterday.
Cool ain't it?

Ummm....
I have my hand on my right boob and am typing with one hand.

One day, in the late-mid eighties, I was in my early-late twenties. I had just been dismissed from university after delivering a brilliant lecture on the aggresive influence of German philosophy on rock and roll entitled, "You, Kant, Always Get What You Want." At twenty-six, my academic career was over. I had never kissed a boy, and I was still sleeping with mom.

I just ate a half of a protein bar for breakfast and I'm going to have a whole one for lunch.
I will leave for school in twenty minutes.
My cousin gets here in THREE DAYS!!!!!

So... going to buy some new beautiful bras with lots of lace soon :))))

I've just been for a run and almost killed myself. by this i mean my face is the same colour as my bright red t-shirt. It's not a pretty sight :(