The One Millionth Pointless QueenZone Awards

Let's face it: if we're handing out 'best ever' awards, yours truly would win hands down every time. That's written in stone and can't be argued with.

But I'll tell you what, and what's more I'll tell you for nowt, so listen up;

All you tick turds creating awards ceremonies are wasting your time and mine. Y'see, I've never heard of three quarters of you, so your views carry little weight.

So, when you decree that Jezebel457 is without doubt 'QZ's Grandest Dame', or Jeffrey's Cat is 'QZ's Most Popular Lard Collector', it registers not one jot on the Flashman Visage. Not even a slight raise of the left eyebrow, or curl of the lip.

Between thee and me, you're mostly a dull lot, with a few notable exceptions. I can't tell you apart most of the time - you may as well be the same person. Perhaps you are, as intellectually you all seem about level with a gnat's knackers.

Now, this post ain't because of any great jealousy on my part due to the sheer vacuum of awards that have been presented my way lately. Certainly not - you can stick your stupid, childish awards up your arse sideways for all I care. I don't want your rubbish awards. It's not like I've any room left on the mantle-piece anyway, curse you. I wouldn't bloody have one if you were giving 'em away, which I doubt you could. I've got better things to do and see if I care, damn your eyes.

Really - you can stick 'em.

No, what this post is about is... Oh, for fuck's sake, I've lost my thread now! Aarrgh! You're all a bunch of wankers.

Truer words, never spoken.

Except these ones.

I'll give you an award, baby.
Use your imagination.

I couldn't agree more with one thing- I can't tell all those ppl apart myself...

^.^

-.-'

There is no point in having these so-called contests....

I win them all, hands down. I am the BEST!

oh... oh... oh...

<boring Miss James mode> And I'll respect yours! Yay! </boring Miss James mode>

xD

<twat Solan mode on> ah yeah <twat Solan mode off>

Alex, Amanda has done nothing to you. I wish you would refrain from harassing her. Why start trouble where there is none to begin with.You two don't see eye to eye on things. Why can't you just leave it at that?

'Bob the Shit: twat, ooh I feel so injured. That came from a crapy old fuck who always tries to give the image of "macho" with no success of course.'


I am equally crushed by your lame ass insult to me, no doubt I will cry myself to sleep tonight.

ps It's spelt c-r-a-p-p-y

"Ok. You C-R-A-P-P-Y old fuck. Move on with your LAME existance."

It's spelt existence

Wee wee weenis

'Ok. You C-R-A-P-P-Y old fuck. Move on with your LAME existance.'

4,000+ posts in 11 months and you say my existence is lame? Half of your posts consist of 'ah yeah' or 'I agree', 30% are in Spanish, 25% are trying to get into people's knickers - a translation of your post history is 'I have a small penis'.

Thank you, fuck off, goodnight.

Damn Alex, I had to haul my creaky senile middleaged butt from my rocking chair to read your reply and this is the best you can come up with? The age thing is, well, getting old! Can't you come up with something of substance to attack Bob with?

First round
Bob-1
Alex-0

i hate to see people fight too, mari...