UnLESS YOU WANT ME TO PUKE! STOP USING MARQUEES! MOTION ON EYES IS NAUSEAS

iGSM wrote:

Arlene has done it all before.

Funny..my first girlfriend confided in me she wanted to be a dominatrix...then she punched my teeth out and crippled me.

I think we was just using it as an excuse to hit me.

Although pushing me out in front of the bus turned me on...to morpheine.

Yes, thank you, after she dated you she flew over to my house and practically knocked down my door. Told me she was going to teach me how to touch my toes and that I would like it.

I couldn't sit right for months after that. But at least she made me breakfast the morning after!

the_hero wrote:

Arlene R. Weiss wrote:

The Mir@cle wrote:

<MARQUEE direction=right> Stop what?? </marquee>

If you don't stop this pathetic Marquee crap, I swear, I am bringing Darth Vader himself to cut you down, IDIOT!

how scary

*runs away in tibet*

NOW you've REALLY pissed me off! I tried, I wanted to have mercy for your pathetic hide. But you would not heed my words. So...

I am putting and confining you in a room with Barney singing "I Love You, You Love Me", The Teletubbies, Britney Spears and....since I show NO mercy....and...

...ROBBIE WILLIAMS singing "We Are The Champions" over & over until you STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thought I was just forking over an idle threat did you!

Here comes Robbie now..."We Are The Champions", "Sing With me Barney & teletubbies",
"And We'll Go On Fighting Til The End"....

...wait a minute, here comes the Spice Girls and the other members of Take That...joining in....

That'll fix your wagon!