A really funny joke

Bob The Shrek wrote:

An Irishman buys a bath and the following day he goes back and complains to the Manager that the water keeps running out. The Manager asks 'Did you buy a plug for it?', the Irishman replied 'You cunt, you didn't tell me it was electric'

:-)

Inu-Liger<h6>-a.k.a. Richard Guilbault- wrote:

tupincs wrote:

Sailor to captain: Sir, a pirate ship's approching us.
Captain: Give me my red shirt!
Sailor: Why?
Captain: So they can't see it, if they hit me.
Sailor: Captain, there are 100 ships coming.
Captain: Give me my brown trousers!

I don't get it

dick head

<font color=green>Bren<font color=orange>ski wrote:

if this is a USA driving licence thing - then half of the listeners won't have a clue what you mean - me included

need explanation

I get it! It's not rocket science.

"I have a penis like a baby."
"Oh, it can't that small."
"Small? It's 57 cm and 2,5 kg."