You mean to tell me...

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Haystacks Calhoun 23 June 2005 14:02 · Member since February 2005

Joe: So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

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DarkQueen 24 June 2005 08:38 · Member since March 2005

Hmmm, never have I seen such an in-depth or powerfully meaningful thread such as this - it brings a tear to my blind right eye... oh wait, that's just dust - my bad :P

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Erin 24 June 2005 09:33 · Member since July 2001

Hmmm...ok.

Now to real fireworks... We always buy something called Jungle Rage..name cracks me up every time. Of course, last time we did fireworks, half were duds..:-S

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Haystacks Calhoun 24 June 2005 09:46 · Member since February 2005

Oh, you're talking to my guy all wrong! It's the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

Clem the Janitor

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Lisser 24 June 2005 10:08 · Member since January 2004

I love Screaming mimi's!!!!

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Haystacks Calhoun 24 June 2005 11:49 · Member since February 2005

I prefer the Crap Flappers.....

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Lisser 24 June 2005 12:05 · Member since January 2004

Screaming mimis!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lester Burnham 24 June 2005 12:09 · Member since May 2003

hay guys what's going on in this thread

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Lisser 24 June 2005 12:12 · Member since January 2004

we are talking about fireworks...I think?

How are ya Lester (hi-jack)? Is it hot up there? It's going to be in the 90s all week here!! I went to the pool yesterday and I'm going today too. Screw this work shit. I'm leaving in a bit. Wanna go with?

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Lester Burnham 24 June 2005 12:14 · Member since May 2003

Unfortunately, I'm stuck with piles and piles of work (yet I'm still on QZ... hmm...), but I would be more than happy to jump into a pool. Just need a bathing suit, which I didn't wear to work...

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Lisser 24 June 2005 12:26 · Member since January 2004

I don't have mine on yet either but I'm breakin out of this place and going to put it on!!!

Throw that work out the windowwwww!!! It can wait!

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Lester Burnham 24 June 2005 12:33 · Member since May 2003

You've convinced me! Looks like the boxer shorts will have to substitute as my bathing suit, though.

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Lisser 24 June 2005 12:35 · Member since January 2004

yeeee hoooooooooo!!! are they hawaiian boxers?

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Lester Burnham 24 June 2005 12:39 · Member since May 2003

Actually, they have little polar bears on them, I believe. But I was in quite a daze this morning when I woke up that I'd be surprised if I'm even wearing boxers at all.

(...because you all had to know...)

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Lester Burnham 24 June 2005 13:03 · Member since May 2003

Ah yes, and who is it, dear Lisser, that you are smack smacking in your signature, and why is a smack smacking being administered? Is it a good smack smack, or a bad smack smack?

Why is 'smack' such a funny word to me now? Am I losing my mind? Why ask so many questions?

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