Has anyone seen the penises??

I have never LMFAO more! Just remember, it is NOT the size of the ocean...it is the motion.

It's not the size of the boat, it's how you rock it.

FYI...there is an interview from Circus Magazine in the 1970's where the reporter has the audacity (I thought) to ask Freddie if Freddie has heard of some American sculpter who was infamous for making plaster casts of famous rock stars'...

..packages. I thought that was a joke..guess what?

Truth is stranger than fiction.

The very last page of the July 2005 issue of Classic Rock Magazine has a PHOTO of the lady (figures) sculpter, and several of her REAL plaster casts of famous rock stars'...er..''bolonies''.

Now if I was a guy, why would I let some loony artsy craftsy, lady put plaster on my penis and wait for THAT to harden?

(Arlene watches all the men and women of QZ run to see this photo!) LOL!

That would be Cynthia Plaster Caster you are talking about Arlene. They were based in Chicago and are quite infamous in rock as they've been doing this long enough to have a cast of Hendrix. Check out their website for more info.

Yep..that's her in the photo holding and surrounded by a buch of her infamous plaster phalluses!

Just imagine where HER hands have been! Talk about giving new meaning to the word ''handjob''!

Oh, to be a fly on HER studio wall... LOL!

Hahaha. This thread is funny.

2 inchers dont cut it?


...damn...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mayqueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME]That would be Cynthia Plaster Caster you are talking about Arlene. They were based in Chicago and are quite infamous in rock as they've been doing this long enough to have a cast of Hendrix. Check out their website for more info. [/QUOTE]

There's a "documentary" film about her, too.

Sad that I know that...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Barry © wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Please keep in mind it's no use having a penis like a pole, it's girth what counts![/QUOTE]

Here here! Mind you, for ego-related reasons alone, I'd love to be armed with something akin to a fire hydrant. I'd whip it out and slap it against things, just to hear the meaty "whap".

BQ, watch out t for sm!

dont worry Im ready

So hows Roger doing?

Ok, mines on the profile too but Tre, well...meh

Damn I still love this thread! ;-)

I LIKE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOGM THERES A PICTURE OF ROGER NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PLEASE SHOW ME IT!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE!!!!!!!!

IT WILL BE MY CHRISTMAS GIFT

I think it'd be hilarious if Freddie went to get his bit plaster-casted by Cynthia...

And I like this thread because I learn new ways to *ahem* please women