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'DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE' NICOLETTE SHERIDAN SAVED FIANCE FROM KILLER SHARK

'Desperate Houswives' star, NICOLETTE SHERIDAN impressed fiance NIKLAS SODERBLOM during their first meeting, when she saved his life by attacking a great white shark which was edging towards him.

The actress was admiring Soderblom, then a stranger, surfing in the sea when she observed the shark's fin behind her future love.

But the brave 41-year-old risked her life to protect Soderblom from the predator, by racing towards it and punching its face.

She says, "Niklas was on a surfboard and there was a huge great white shark that had come over from Catalina.

"I was doing my daily three-mile swim and I saw this fin and I swam as fast as I could and punched that shark right in the nose, repeatedly. And saved him!"

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Seems like it's one that's gonna be hard to beat.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Shhhyeah right..and pretty soon monkeys might fly outta my butt..
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Careful what you say! I said that a few years ago reading a crap review in Rolling Stone, And I'm still doubled over in agony... ;)
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Dan Corson wrote:
Careful what you say! I said that a few years ago reading a crap review in Rolling Stone, And I'm still doubled over in agony... ;)


:-o I'm so sorry!
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Did I ever tell you all about the time when I ripped off the head of a giant T-Rex that was attacking my home with my own bare hands?
"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy." (Jim Rohn)
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I forgot to wear my Waist high bullshit boots today! What a load of BS!
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yes of course :D
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<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:
Okay... I was bitten by a giant mosquito, does that counts???


You should get the mosquito deleto. :-p
"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy." (Jim Rohn)
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<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:
Okay... I was bitten by a giant mosquito, does that counts???


I could believe that one.

There are Goliath bird eating spiders in Venezuela that have a 10 inch span. I don't know if you've ever been to the jungle in Venezuela, but if so, then I could perhaps believe that you were bitten by a giant mosquito.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Well, personally, Star Wars is not science fiction.

The 6 films were all a documentary. George Lucas is actually Yoda, who like a chamelian can physically morph into any thing so he made himself look like an earthling, made those 6 docs., to gain the people of earth's trust.

Yoda..er George has personally been to my house, and has made me the Queen of Alderan where I will help keep the Republic alive and marry...Hayden Christensen..who REALLY is not Anakin Skywalker, but...Luke Skywalker...where we will keep the Jedi Knights as one to protect the universe.
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I played Pinball with Brian May and I kicked his arse.
He's still having trouble sitting down.
When life hands you lemons, add vodka.
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lol

ah, good times
DJ's the man we love the most
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freddie was never really a muscician. he was actually a spie for Zanzibar. When Smile Broke up zanzibar president Gerorge W. Bush Ordered Freddie to become a member of the band. freddie questioned why. apparently Roger Taylor, Brian May And one Mr. Rogers of America planned to drop bombs on Zanzibar. Freddie not knowing how to sing or play any instrument was actually always lispsing or lipplaying in the studio, or live!!! freddie didn't die of aids, and never died at all. in 1991 Zanzoibar was convinced that brian may roger and fred rogers ( john was nevber in any suscpicions ) weren't up to any thing, so freddie returned to Zanzibar, where he now lives wih Jack Rightington, happily
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Hmmm, I'm a virgin.
MY GOD spell it write.
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I am hotter than Jessica Alba! ;)
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