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wstüssyb wrote:
Danny, cher is ugly, but she does have a nice shaped ass, Gotta love a ass you can slap.



William, would you mind slapping Michael Jackson's ass if it was nicely shaped. Besides, Cher's body is about as artificial as only itself can be.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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You're a sick one Dudley... ... ...

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... ... ...George Bush
Tony Blair
John Howard
Bill Clinton
Al Gore
Bob Dole
Helen Clarke
The Queen (no, not the band...)
Prince Charles
This guy/gal:

http://www.emusing.com/imgs/page_imgs/images/ugly_man.jpg
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DarkQueen wrote:

This guy/gal:

http://www.emusing.com/imgs/page_imgs/images/ugly_man.jpg



AHH!!
Funny picture.
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool!
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Pattie Boyd.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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pattie boyd, what a total babe in her prime.

any idea what she looks like now?
we've no ancestral halls, no haughty portraits on our walls, no family monuments at all, unless it's my cousin sheila's stupendous clevage.
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The Queen Mother(love those wooden teeth)
Bella Emberg
Maureen from driving school
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craggsa wrote:
The Queen Mother(love those wooden teeth)
Bella Emberg
Maureen from driving school



those aren't even 'borderline boilers'

we've no ancestral halls, no haughty portraits on our walls, no family monuments at all, unless it's my cousin sheila's stupendous clevage.
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And Emily Bishop
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DudleyFufkin wrote:
What celebrities have you knocked one out to? I must had mit, my last one was to Mariah Carey at live 8. and incidently, if anyone can provide me with links to some pics of her at live 8, i'd be ever so greatful.
Heres a short list:-

Gwen stefani
Stefi Graf
Geroge Michael
Freddie Mercury
Roger Taylor (I want to break free vid)
Jordan
Britney Spears
Christina Aguillera
The cast of bad girls
Shakira
Kylie



I didnt see much of Live 8, but I must say, Mariah Carey always did it for me!! I also had quite a thing for Miss Elizabeth back in my days as a young wrestling fan....(and in later years, Sunny)

Also theres one woman that has a show on The Food Channel (in the US).......Giada de something......very nice!

Theres also a few female athletes I've been seeing alot of lately....I was never much of a fan of Serena Williams until I saw her ......at the Olympics I think it was.....could a tennis outfit BE any skimpier? My.....
I'll take you to the Seven Seas of Rhye
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DarkQueen wrote:
You're a sick one Dudley... ... ...

This guy/gal:

http://www.emusing.com/imgs/page_imgs/images/ugly_man.jpg



Now where did you get a picture of my mom? that was her graduation picture..

Myself.. I would do any woman that wouldn't slap the crap outta me first just for asking, so that leaves out all the living women...
My Brothers and Sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child... -Weird Al (Generic Blues) I gave up on books when 'To Kill A Mockingbird' gave me no useful advice on how to kill a mockingbird.
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<font color=#F003300><font>Mercuryworks wrote:
Taco Bell Dog's Grandfather
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LOL! That could make me celibate FOREVER! UGGGGG
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crap.. Now you have a pic of my DAD..
My Brothers and Sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child... -Weird Al (Generic Blues) I gave up on books when 'To Kill A Mockingbird' gave me no useful advice on how to kill a mockingbird.
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<font color=#F003300><font>Mercuryworks wrote:
Taco Bell Dog's Grandfather
http://img300.imageshack.us/my.php?image=uglydog0tk.jpg


YOU SO ARE IMMATURE MERCURYOWRKS WHY DONT YOU PRODUCE A DVD FOR THE OLD PEOPLE IN FLORIDA
The Acorn does not fall far from the tree.