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Any other players out there?

My pals 'Marvellous' Marvin Kayne, Greg 'The Truth' Lambert, Sir Archie Leach and I often meet up for a game, and I'm usually only too happy to part them from their not so hard-earned lolly.

I can read 'em like a book y'see, and not a particularly gripping one.

Kayne is your steroetypical 'granny' player. An absolute tightwad, no chance of bluffing from him - if he's going all the way - beware. I once saw him chuck a Full House away, and there was only 60p in the pot.

Lambert's a Show Pony. He has no idea what cards he's playing - he's usually too drunk to even look at 'em, yet he'll still go on raising hapharzardly. You can't fathom this type of player: they don't even know their own strategy. All you can hope is that once they break even, they've got their coats on and are off - usually about midnight in Lambert's case, just when we're nicely softening him up, curse him.

Sir Archie is a very dangerous player. He once cleaned me out with five aces - and since that day, I've refused to use girly wildcards. There's no sense filling his glass in the hope of rendering him ratarsed. He'll be the last man standing in a drinking contest. Did you know he can sink a pint in less than 4 seconds? The man has no throat.


You can't beat a bit of poker. You can beat a woman and poke her, if she's so minded - but Texas Hold 'Em is the card game of kings.

What kind of player are you?
FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN! Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.
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Well, shit! Let's get together online, and have a go at it......let me know when and what site, and we can have a tournament!
"Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?" Sean Connery
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I don't play for tokens, my lad, but for your American dollar.

I'd have the shirt off your back too, but being a Yank - it's probably eight sizes too large.
FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN! Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.
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I play on www.pokerstars.com I use Lisser there too. I'll be happy to take your money anytime Flashman!!

:)
Wo ist das kamerahhhhhhhhhhh!!! NJ!!!
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Who doesn't like to get poked? I sure do.
*honk* *honk* - Harpo
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lol@victoria

I like this game!
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Victoria wrote:
Who doesn't like to get poked? I sure do.


:-o
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It's all about the booze and cigars for me. The winnings is of secondary importance.
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee". Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote:
... I'm not sure whether I'll like what you do with poker-rules...


Yeah, poker rules alright...
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Yep, I play, with my dad and his friends, and I've actually come out positive a few times. They go easy on me, though.
God wants you to send me some money. "Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."

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