Where the hell are you?
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Off shagging some sheep/kangaroos/wombats/emus?
Let's hope he went on holiday, like you did, Lester, but he didn't tell us.
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It's wombat season over there, so he'll be out hunting.
He trains them to do his ironing and to serenade ladyfolk with little ukeleles.
He trains them to do his ironing and to serenade ladyfolk with little ukeleles.
I grounded him.
I grounded him.
I'm sure he deserved it, too.
He did. That is the last time he throws pancakes at me.
Yes, but were they homemade?
No. Thus, the grounding.
Then it was a fair and justified decision on your part, and I will stand behind it 110%, or at least until I get lazy. If there were bananas in there, then that would be grounds for the electric chair.
Well, there was the kiwi. And what do you mean 110% I thought we were better friends than that.
What happened to the Kiwi? I hope you didn't hurt it :-( Unless you mean the fruit. I get so confused.
Pretty sure they mean kiwi the fruit...well I hope so...
I'm sorry, Miss James, but I must've had a brain fart as I forgot to put "googols" after 110.
Can you ever forgive me?
Can you ever forgive me?
I guess. But don't let it happen again.