Thought this joke was rather quite funny..
Why did the blonde snort nutri-sweet?
She thought it was diet Coke.
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Nice one... ;-)
LOL! Good one! :)
Why did the blonde have square boobs?
She forgot to take the kleenex out the box..:-)
She forgot to take the kleenex out the box..:-)
LOL!
That was good........
That was good........
That was good! I love blonde jokes! Bring em' on.
Why always this jokes about us, the blonds!!!
I am not stupid though i am blond :P
or at least, most of the time i am not....
I am not stupid though i am blond :P
or at least, most of the time i am not....
Why always this jokes about us, the blonds!!!
I guess it´s because blondes are supposed to have more humor! Or was it fun??? Anyway... :-)
An couple old one's...but still good.
Why does the a blond always fail her driving test?
She keeps jumping in the backseat at every stop.
How do you drown a blond?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
Why does the a blond always fail her driving test?
She keeps jumping in the backseat at every stop.
How do you drown a blond?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
LMAO! More, I want more, I'm addicted to dumb blonde jokes.
This is a long one
2 blondes were walking near the woods, One blonde said "Look" bear tracks, the other blonde came quickly to look.
She said Stupid! those are not Bear tracks, they are deer tracks!
The 1st Blonde said NO! they are Bear tracks!!
The other said Noooooo! they are deer tracks...
They were still arguing 30 min later when the Train ran them over.
2 blondes were walking near the woods, One blonde said "Look" bear tracks, the other blonde came quickly to look.
She said Stupid! those are not Bear tracks, they are deer tracks!
The 1st Blonde said NO! they are Bear tracks!!
The other said Noooooo! they are deer tracks...
They were still arguing 30 min later when the Train ran them over.
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a
little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you
understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:
"You not Nissan Main Deala?"
little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you
understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:
"You not Nissan Main Deala?"