A Lamborgini, a Mazerati. (hope I spelled these right).
A new yacht.
Lifetime supply of peroxide.
Incinerator to destroy his ''home porn'' sex tapes, before they fall into the wrong hands.
The infamous Pussycat Dolls singing ''Happy Birthday Mr. President'' just like Marilyn Monroe.
(you men on QZ should know who The Pussycat Dolls are)
Lifetime subscription to ''Playboy'', ''Arena'', ''Hustler'', and the USA cable channels ''The Playboy Channell'', ''Starz'' and ''Cinemax''.
Taylor Hawkins and Matt Sorum singing ''Happy Birthday'' while playing outrageous Queen tribute fills on drums.
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A new video camera?! :-)
the new Stones album... :P signed by Mick, whose birthday is on the same day as Rog's. :)
A time machine set on 1977.
yeah baby, yeah!
I LOVE the sound of that! When Roger was still HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!
Condoms.
"i'd give him myself... all of me, spead eagle over on his kitchen table with whipped cream dolloped over my most tender areas. i think he'd love that. i know i sure would."
ewwww. Gross visual. Now I have to kill myself.
ewwww. Gross visual. Now I have to kill myself.
my birthday is the DAY BEFORE his, so i might give him some birthday cake, or one of my presents. ( a nice one!)
A Lamborgini, a Mazerati. (hope I spelled these right).
A new yacht.
Lifetime supply of peroxide.
Incinerator to destroy his ''home porn'' sex tapes, before they fall into the wrong hands.
The infamous Pussycat Dolls singing ''Happy Birthday Mr. President'' just like Marilyn Monroe.
(you men on QZ should know who The Pussycat Dolls are)
Lifetime subscription to ''Playboy'', ''Arena'', ''Hustler'', and the USA cable channels ''The Playboy Channell'', ''Starz'' and ''Cinemax''.
Taylor Hawkins and Matt Sorum singing ''Happy Birthday'' while playing outrageous Queen tribute fills on drums.
A new singer
An exercize bike or a treadmill, and the motivation to get off his ass and use it.
I think I'd get him a personal trainer.
Get Debbie to suck his cock till dawn
''ewwww. Gross visual. Now I have to kill myself.''
Haha, I know that is so gross and sorry, but I don't think he'd go for you.
Haha, I know that is so gross and sorry, but I don't think he'd go for you.
Uh this is going a little far.
Really me too!