Ah I was driving along the other day in my xr3i escort, and when i went to park it in tesco, some chav kids shouted "shit car mate". I couldnt believe it. I shouted back "at least I dont have an asbo". But when I returned to my car after shopping, It had a turd on the windscreen which had slided off the roof. Unbelivable. One of those chavs must have shit on my car. I asked the guy who attends the tesco car park if he'd seen anything but he said no.
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Well, shit happens, doesn't it? :)
Well, shit happens, doesn't it? :)
Shit Stirer
Oh my God!! Dudley I'm so sorry someone shit on your car but that has got to be the funniest thing I've read in a long long time.
But I am sorry!!
But I am sorry!!
well now my saying
"a turd in a ribbon, still stinks of shit"
has come to hot steaming festering life....you your car (no ribbon) and extra helping of turd
LOL - couldn't have happened to a 'nicer' racist person - remember you are the one who disses all muslims and justified it by slagging 'all Irish' as terrorists - i hope it's f**king elephant shit on your car next time
"a turd in a ribbon, still stinks of shit"
has come to hot steaming festering life....you your car (no ribbon) and extra helping of turd
LOL - couldn't have happened to a 'nicer' racist person - remember you are the one who disses all muslims and justified it by slagging 'all Irish' as terrorists - i hope it's f**king elephant shit on your car next time
well now my saying
"a turd in a ribbon, still stinks of shit"
has come to hot steaming festering life....you your car (no ribbon) and extra helping of turd
LOL - couldn't have happened to a 'nicer' racist person - remember you are the one who disses all muslims and justified it by slagging 'all Irish' as terrorists - i hope it's f**king elephant shit on your car next time
LMFAO! Applause!