Is your mom still a lesbian?
Yup
well, i suppose it helps to prevent any more 'gifted children' in the same family......one is more than enough...especially with your (ahem) talents..... ;-)
Not that she can have anymore children anyway (there IS three of us - me and my two younger sisters), but even then she doesn't want anymore anyways.
just as well really....there's eldest sister with her ability to 'turn wine in to water'
youngest sis and her 'disappearing act' - evertime you speak
and then there's you with your 'i can hear good and bad noises in my head. predicitons thingy'
your mom and dad must feel incredibly blessed? - do the three of you do parties and cabaret? if so what's your fees - we could do with a good laugh
You're so funny :P
My mom seriously doesn't live with us anymore, so no chance of us doing parties or cabarets for you (even though I know you're just trying to get a good laugh out of it) :P
I'll tell you what. Since I am getting to play the bass much better than I used to, by reading tabs, you can book me as a solo act for one of your parties.
It's actually a well-known secret that I'll be replacing Danny Miranda during the Canadian dates during the Queen + Paul Rodgers w/ Blue Oyster Cult tour ;-)
I just have to bleach my hair white, lose some at the top, and that'll make me a damn-near perfect replacement for Deaky :)
Oh! And don't forget the strippers too!