Hi folks,
I was walking up my street the otherday minding my own business when an old woman came out of her house and asked me if I would remove a dead sparrow from her back door as she was too afraid to do it herself. I said "yeah, no probs" and she handed me a spade and I went around and threw the bird in the bin. She was ever so greatful and offered me in the house for a cup of tea and some custard creams. I said yes beacause i do like custard creams. Anyway, after I had polished them off, she kept touching my leg saying how greatful she was, then her hand moved up to my groin area. She then asked me for one more favour. A sexual favour. Now,this woman was at least 70 and living on her own, I saw it as my duty to perform a service for her, especially as she said I could have her dead husbands 78 beetle. A bit rusty, but the car was in good nick.
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Hi folks,
I was walking up my street the otherday minding my own business when an old woman came out of her house and asked me if I would remove a dead sparrow from her back door as she was too afraid to do it herself. I said "yeah, no probs" and she handed me a spade and I went around and threw the bird in the bin. She was ever so greatful and offered me in the house for a cup of tea and some custard creams. I said yes beacause i do like custard creams. Anyway, after I had polished them off, she kept touching my leg saying how greatful she was, then her hand moved up to my groin area. She then asked me for one more favour. A sexual favour. Now,this woman was at least 70 and living on her own, I saw it as my duty to perform a service for her, especially as she said I could have her dead husbands 78 beetle. A bit rusty, but the car was in good nick.
Seems like that's the only way possible for you could get laid.
Seems like that's the only way possible for you could get laid.
Ouch.
...........
lol what a guy!!
god i hate custard creams.
but..... for a vw beetle, i like the deal
god i hate custard creams.
but..... for a vw beetle, i like the deal
she must've felt it she was doing her bit for 'care in the community' by shagging you....
still so long as she didn't mind losing all her street cred in one go eh?
still so long as she didn't mind losing all her street cred in one go eh?
Is she still alive?
Is she still alive?
I bet she died of an infection... in all her body
LMAO! That was her volunteer ''community service'' that elderly people do on behalf of the physically and mentally handicapped.
Oh I see Martin beat me to it!
she must've felt it she was doing her bit for 'care in the community' by shagging you....
still so long as she didn't mind losing all her street cred in one go eh?
Did she take her False teeth out?
uRGHH!!
Barry! UGH!!!!!
Did she take her Depends off?
barry, i was wondering that same thing, nothing like a gum job every so often....lol
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/2891/vw4zl.jpg
LOL!!!!!! Nice!!
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/24589/
LOL Excellent! Like I said did she take her Depends whoops, ''I Crapped My Pants'' off!
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/24589/
LOL Excellent! Like I said did she take her Depends, ''Oops I Crapped My Pants'' off!
"Imagine this pitcher of iced tea was a gallon of your feces..."