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"i don't mind jokes about the welsh

for example blackadder goes forth quote
'there is something wrong with your girlfriend'


'oh my god she's not welsh is she?'"

ah thats racist dim cyril, and with a name like that you must be jewish or something, they'll want to ban you next.
"your shit and you know you are".
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DudleyFufkin wrote:
"i don't mind jokes about the welsh

for example blackadder goes forth quote
'there is something wrong with your girlfriend'


'oh my god she's not welsh is she?'"

ah thats racist dim cyril, and with a name like that you must be jewish or something, they'll want to ban you next.




how can i be racist about the welsh?

we've no ancestral halls, no haughty portraits on our walls, no family monuments at all, unless it's my cousin sheila's stupendous clevage.
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"Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?"
"No, but I've often thought I'd like to."
"Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrifying people with their close harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight."

My English 5th cousin (once removed) can pronounce the freakin' place with the longest name...Llanduno or what ever it is.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Cleveland May 24 to June 4th 2007 - I came, I saw, I fucked off home again.
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Yeah. That's the one. Damn Benny Hill and his humourous sexual innuendo.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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I've never "heard" someone speak Welsh. I'd love to hear it!!
Wo ist das kamerahhhhhhhhhhh!!! NJ!!!
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My uncle does. He lives under a Lord. That is pretty cool.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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iGSM wrote:
"Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?"
"No, but I've often thought I'd like to."
"Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrifying people with their close harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight."

My English 5th cousin (once removed) can pronounce the freakin' place with the longest name...Llanduno or what ever it is.





i'd forgotten about that blackadder quote

that one is amusing too.

my favourite one is not really relevant to this, it's the one in the first series when blackadder says 'it's all greek to me'
can anyone reproduce that exchange between percy and blackadder in full. it is from the episode with [i think] mctavish, the scotish bloke in it.
i haven't seen it in ages?
we've no ancestral halls, no haughty portraits on our walls, no family monuments at all, unless it's my cousin sheila's stupendous clevage.
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It is absoulutely impossible to say anything without offending someone these days.So my advice to EVERYONE is just to be more tolerant.When someone is truly racist and offensive it won't take long for that person to be rooted out.But what we have at the moment is stupid.Now some of you may not agree with this but in my opinion Ron Atkinson is not a racist,but you would swear he had just been out lynching with the hysterical reaction that followed his slip of the tongue in an excitable moment.What happens in a scared to say anything enviroment is that true racists are just very careful with what they say.So they just stay undercover.
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Lisser wrote:
I've never "heard" someone speak Welsh. I'd love to hear it!!




if you'd like to hear it
go to
www.swan.ac.uk/dace/e-wlpan
choose a unit [the later ones are better, say unit 59]
put your pointy thing on the speaker symbol you can hear people speaking various phrases in welsh
we've no ancestral halls, no haughty portraits on our walls, no family monuments at all, unless it's my cousin sheila's stupendous clevage.
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dimcyril wrote:
Lisser wrote:
I've never "heard" someone speak Welsh. I'd love to hear it!!




if you'd like to hear it
go to
www.swan.ac.uk/dace/e-wlpan
choose a unit [the later ones are better, say unit 59]
put your pointy thing on the speaker symbol you can hear people speaking various phrases in welsh


That was awesome!! Thank you! Some phrases sound sort of arabic. It's cool!!!
Wo ist das kamerahhhhhhhhhhh!!! NJ!!!
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Dim, I was kidding about you being racist, I was accused of being racist and Im welsh like you.
"your shit and you know you are".
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Bob The Shrek wrote:
dimcyril

http://www.gazmac.freeserve.co.uk/blackadderfront.htm

this site has all the Blackadder scripts.






great, thanks alot.
i feel i blackadder obsessive period approaching
we've no ancestral halls, no haughty portraits on our walls, no family monuments at all, unless it's my cousin sheila's stupendous clevage.
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I love that Nob and Nobility episode. :)

but they never play Blackadder anymore ... (sad)
*honk* *honk* - Harpo