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As I've lost the ability to find any other internet sites for myself.

Thanks awfully
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BREAKING NEWS....Penetration Guru is a buttmunch...hehehe
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How about the news that Space Shuttle Discovery and its seven astronauts returned to Earth safely on Aug. 9th?
Je vais bien. Estoy bien.
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My belly hurts.
Wo ist das kamerahhhhhhhhhhh!!! NJ!!!
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--NEWS FLASH--

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
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and no is not an option for PG...

Dark or Arlene?
Socialism: There's one for you, nineteen for me Should five per cent appear too small Be thankful I don't take it all
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The cost of gasoline is the highest nowadays, which is one of the most unpleasant news to me, cuz my car eats much gasoline...
Je vais bien. Estoy bien.
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My brother is eating steak. It's past midnight. I think that's weird. And, I just changed my profile pic. ^.^
"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy." (Jim Rohn)
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I can't fart. Need some advice.

Call this number: 0098 3575 9785924

Cheers.

Mr. Tampon Tea.
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I just saved a ton of money on my chicken dinner by switching to gecko.
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Malawi President Bingu wa Mutharika has ordered the immediate suspension of the controversial privatisation of the state-run telecommunications firm.

"One or two issues need to be clarified" before the Malawi Telecommunications Limited (MTL) is sold, the president's office said.

The suspension comes after directors raised objections to the sale.

Ken Msonda, who heads the board of directors, said the price officials set for the firm was not high enough. "The proposed price of $30.7m (£17m) for MTL is too low to match the value of the firm's assets, projects and its viability," he said.

(not sourced from MOJO magazine)
Cleveland May 24 to June 4th 2007 - I came, I saw, I fucked off home again.
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Cultural Diversity

A French bus line filed an unfair-competition lawsuit against a group of cleaning ladies in Moselle, who used to be customers but who recently began car-pooling to their jobs across the border at European Union offices in Luxembourg. Transports Schiocchet Excursions wants the ladies fined and their cars confiscated. And in Tokyo in July, a group of French-language schoolteachers filed a lawsuit against the city's governor (asking the equivalent of almost $100,000) for his having denigrated the French language, calling it a "failed international language." Said Malik Berkane, head of a French school in Tokyo, "(I)t's unacceptable for him to insult French in this way." [The Guardian (London), 7-11-05] [Chicago Sun-Times-AP, 7-14-05]

In Kyrgyzstan (and some neighboring Central Asian countries) the pre-12th-century tribal custom of "ala kachuu" continues, in which a man reduces the time and expense of courtship by riding up on horseback to a woman, snatching her up, and taking her to his family home, where his relatives (and sometimes hers) prepare her for marriage. According to an April New York Times dispatch from Bishkek, more than half of wives are acquired by ala kachuu (although the term can also mean a more-benign "elopement"), and even some of the snatched wives eventually "consent" to the marriage. Ala kachuu has been illegal for years, but the law against it is rarely enforced. [New York Times, 4-30-05]
2+2=5
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It has been discovered that Manchester United are shit. The discovery was made this morning after someone reviewed last seasons performance and realised they had won absolutely nothing. Even bitter rivals Liverpool managed to win the european cup last season, for the fifth time.
"your shit and you know you are".
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I have a final exam today!
*nervous*
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool!
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Good luck Yogi!!! Kick some asses!!! :D

For the football fans here... Wanna see a great goal??:

http://www.filecabi.net/u.php?file=1123597068.wmv
I got to try al little more, because I'm an asshole but I'm learning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfTLkUcQ7QY

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