Imagine you've had enough. You're sick and tired of Queenzone. Make up some reason to leave and never come back. Here's mine:
I'm outta here. I'm sorry but the constant fighting is just too much, coupled with Lisser's neverending flirting with me. We had cyber sex one time (I was trying a new medication and not thinking clear) and now I can't shake her. I just can't take it anymore.
Goodbye to those of you who were kind and knew how to act mature. Screw the rest of you. And I'm never coming back again.
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You SWORE you'd never tell. Well since you spilled the beans on me, I'm letting the cat out on you hot pants. You all ready for this? Here it goes........
Jeffrey likes girls!!! It's true. He really does. I promise. He even is engaged, he met her on eharmony.com and get this....she plays football, drinks Budweiser, drives a Harley, is the 2004 Ohio Cornhole Singles Champ, AND is favored to win this year's hot dog eating contest at the Boone County 4 H & Utopia Fair!!
She shoooo is perrtty and I'm a right jealous bitch! Git R Dun.
;)
Jeffrey likes girls!!! It's true. He really does. I promise. He even is engaged, he met her on eharmony.com and get this....she plays football, drinks Budweiser, drives a Harley, is the 2004 Ohio Cornhole Singles Champ, AND is favored to win this year's hot dog eating contest at the Boone County 4 H & Utopia Fair!!
She shoooo is perrtty and I'm a right jealous bitch! Git R Dun.
;)
I was going to take a whirl at an exit post, but I was to intimidated by the good humor in the first two posts.
My brother hacked into my account and posted this. What a terrible idea for a topic.
I did however once try to join eharmony.com but after being 100% honest on their entrance exam (except about my sexuality) I was rejected.
I did however once try to join eharmony.com but after being 100% honest on their entrance exam (except about my sexuality) I was rejected.
I have to empty my internal. That requires a lotta hard work for me. Bye. I'll miss you.
(Crying scene). (Snots scene).
Cheers.
Mr. Tampon Tea.
(Crying scene). (Snots scene).
Cheers.
Mr. Tampon Tea.
That's it, I've done my sniffing of anuses. Paid my dues of vaginas and poo. No-longer am I needed in the boogiewoogie-wonderland, no-longer am I needed by you.
I shall ejaculate this final semen, extract it from your anus with a straw. And now there's just one thing left to tell you, and that's "ah yeah", and "lets get it on"
I shall ejaculate this final semen, extract it from your anus with a straw. And now there's just one thing left to tell you, and that's "ah yeah", and "lets get it on"
Fenderek has left the building...
...heh- YOU WISH!
...heh- YOU WISH!
We told him not to get out of the chair
The big fat bastard, with hardly any hair.
Did he listen? Did he fuck,
His heart gave out and so did his luck.
Not so much a farewell as an obituary. If I left, I would just go - no goodbye post.
The big fat bastard, with hardly any hair.
Did he listen? Did he fuck,
His heart gave out and so did his luck.
Not so much a farewell as an obituary. If I left, I would just go - no goodbye post.
I don't wanna do an exit post. Just an "I'm back, beware!!!" post...
Hehehe!!! There she is... WB sweetheart.
Well... I'm leaving you guys, it was a pleasure to meet you in the flirting room and I hope I can see you next week.
Kisses :P
we're still doing that trip, aren't we? or are u starting it early? could u bring me some brownies when u come back dear? :P
And I would love you to bring me a cup of forrest berries tea when you come back :P
And I would love you to bring me a cup of forrest berries tea when you come back :P
Mari or me?
You don't have time for that :P
Well... I'm leaving you guys, it was a pleasure to meet you in the flirting room and I hope I can see you next week.
Kisses :P
we're still doing that trip, aren't we? or are u starting it early? could u bring me some brownies when u come back dear? :P
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The trip is a yes, but for next year ;). Although I wish I could have the 700$ I need for the invitation I have for this weekend
*sniff* *sniff*
can I sniff sniff with you? I will sniff more cause I'm having a bad case of TOM (& Jerry...) at tha moment