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Johnny Knoxville has some questions part 2

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Hey guys, I was just pissing while taking my dog for a piss...man he ran, and it took the piss out of me. I smell like piss.

Anyway-

1) Why didn't Queen call themselves King?? King is better.
2) Why did Roger use 2 drumsticks? if he's that good, wouldn't 1 be enough?
3) I sent away for a Brian May guitar that was hand crafted in Vietnam, and I can't get this son of bitch to sound anything like Brian's live rig.... and I don't think putting the other 3 strings on is going to help either.
4) Why are the remaining members of Queen getting older? thats dumb.
5) I heard one time that Roger made his dick dissappear inside Rufus's babysitter.... does Roger know magic, or is he just lucky?
6) Why did Brian decide to be so tall?
7) Sometimes Freddie acted gay near Jim Hutton.... what was up with that?
8) I heard Freddie got hit in the head during dodgeball, and thats what turned him gay...is this true?

Please confirm these, I got to take a piss.
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Boooooooooooooooooooooring get a life!
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I must admit, those are pretty funny questions but why don't you just lay off poor Johnny. He's been getting so much shit.
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Thats just not funny, i dont find it funny, i find your taking the piss out of the Queen members for no reason.
"I'm a greedy bitch" - Freddie Mercury REST IN PEACE FREDDIE MERCURY!!
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Why not? Pretty funny, IMHO... Some newbies like to ask such questions or make such theories...
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1) Why didn't Queen call themselves King?? King is better.


That's like asking "Why don't The Beatles call themselves The Beetles? The Beetles is better."
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Sharron .G wrote:

1) Why didn't Queen call themselves King?? King is better.
4) Why are the remaining members of Queen getting older? thats dumb.


HAHAHAHA

It's funny but give the guy a rest!
Crazy Little Thing Called Love....
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aint funny stupid question


must be poodle fan member lol
THE SHOW MUST GO ON
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hilarious questions, but you are taking it a little too far...i mean, you cant still be pissed off can you?

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