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I was in Record & Tape Traders, Maryland USA's independent record chain that gets all the great UK magazine's yesterday, and they also carry all kinds of wacky and cool stuff.

Rock memorablia, posters, jewelry, incense, books about music artists...and wierd funny stuff.

Yesterday, they had all of the cartoon ''action'' (htat's what the sign on the boxes said) characters of the Beatles from ''The Yellor Submarine'' as well as The Blue Meanie, The Glove, Jeremy (The Nowhere man),

also all the members of Kiss....

...and....


....A stand up figure of Jesus looking very valiant (Not blasphemous I thought, and my Christian friends who were with me thought it was a hoot!) and it said on the box, ....

....''Jesus Action Figure''.

Wierd, wacky, true, and yeah, funny.
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Yeah, I carry Oscar Wilde in my purse ;)

No joke!
*honk* *honk* - Harpo
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Yeah, the black Jesus is the best one. Actually, It's probably closer to what Jesus would have looked like (if in fact he were real). Sorry, But there's no WAY Jesus was a white man.
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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http://www.peopleofcolor1.com/ebay/jesus.jpg

BLACK JESUS!!!
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Jeffrey Todd wrote:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/swearingjesus.html


I just opened this at work with my door open!! I hope none of the kids heard, "You can't fuck wit de Jesus man!!"

LOL!!
Wo ist das kamerahhhhhhhhhhh!!! NJ!!!
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Jeffrey Todd wrote:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/swearingjesus.html



That was Mother F**King rude man!


Jeffrey Todd wrote:


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/jesus.php



LMAO Yes, I would collect all 3! :-)
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Barry © wrote:
Are these any of the figure's you saw?

http://www.mcphee.com/bigindex/pixlarge/10746.jpg
http://www.jewschool.com/jesusactionfigure.jpg
http://www.peopleofcolor1.com/ebay/jesus.jpg
http://www.xeni.net/images/bb/jesuschrist.jpg
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/art/j2k-22.gif

You can also buy a God action figures as well as Moses.



I saw this one.

http://www.mcphee.com/bigindex/pixlarge/10746.jpg


But all of the ones you posted are whack! Didn't know Jesus had a monopoly on the action toy market!!!! LOL!

Come on, he is cooler than GI Joe or Barbie!
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I've known about the Jesus action figure for a while. I've joked about sending it to my religious freak aunt.

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