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http://users.lichtsnel.nl/~spacey/plaatjes/overig/09b.jpg

Do ya know how to handle this situation?? ;)
I got to try al little more, because I'm an asshole but I'm learning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfTLkUcQ7QY
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Just shout at the top of your voice - Lions are naturally wary of humans now.

Unless it's a man-eater, then twist yourself around and kiss your ass goodbye!
Cleveland May 24 to June 4th 2007 - I came, I saw, I fucked off home again.
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Ok.. so far so good! More suggestions??
I got to try al little more, because I'm an asshole but I'm learning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfTLkUcQ7QY
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Yes I do :D ... I will give it, just be patient.
I got to try al little more, because I'm an asshole but I'm learning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfTLkUcQ7QY
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oh dear...
Make sure that the lion is not hungry...? ...
2+2=5
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That rope doesn't look very tightly wound. Take out your arms and pull yourself into the tree.
When life hands you lemons, add vodka.
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Well.. here it is. This might be the best way to escape :D

http://users.lichtsnel.nl/~spacey/plaatjes/overig/09c.jpg
I got to try al little more, because I'm an asshole but I'm learning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfTLkUcQ7QY
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How about not doing anything? The candle will burn so the flame will be lower and lower ==> the rope will survive.

[edit] LOL, I came too late :-)
http://www.QueenConcerts.com
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Yes, four whole seconds too late :D
I got to try al little more, because I'm an asshole but I'm learning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfTLkUcQ7QY
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Hahaha!

But you have to wonder. How does one get into a
situation like that?
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool!
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Nazis and Indiana Jones. That's how.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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I would add canibals... Although the lion's presence would be an accident... He might have scared the canibals off and ran away with the cooking pot...
2+2=5
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Hehe, that solution's cute :-)
Doesn't really solve the question of how you get down...and what if the lion thinks you're a pinata?
When life hands you lemons, add vodka.
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oh, that would be a problem. you can try to convince the lion you're a bee metropolis... with a very powerful army...
2+2=5
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erm, ok before i look at the solution, i would jump up and down making the rope bounce makin it less likely to catch fire, and if im lucky knock the candle over. then relax and let starvation kill me, means when i do fall i wont have to fear being eaten by a lion!


after looking at the solution, shout "you dumb lion! i was singing to my mate over the fone" youv spoilt my suicide attempt now!"

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