This is the actual transcript from in interview with John Deacon which despite never having taken place, is now available to download on Freddie VTB's website for a small charge.
fatty: Hi John, It's nice of you to see me at such short notice.
John: Who the bloody hell are you and how did you get in here?
fatty: Through the bathroom window.
John: I'm phoning the police.
At this point I made my excuses and left.
Next week I'll be breaking into Roger's home and threatening his children until he explains why he wears sunglasses indoors.
fatty.
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haaaaa funny!!!
LOL, at least now I can enjoy getting the piss taken out of once more! :)
Thank you fatty!
Thank you fatty!
nice work!!!!
that's the longest interview John's given in years! what a score fatty!
WHAHAHAHAHA wonderfull!!!
Can't wait till you break in to Roger's house ;)
Can't wait till you break in to Roger's house ;)
that's the longest interview John's given in years! what a score fatty!
...and he managed what other reporters never could: he made Deaky show some emtions. (Except for geeky smiling.) Awesome!
Absoloutley amazing, i wish i was u, i love deacon lol
Aha that makes a lot clear to me,
My father told me something about a fat scot breaking in our house. Although I already left the house he keeps on calling me, asking me how I'm doing telling me stories. "Time for the children" jees
My father told me something about a fat scot breaking in our house. Although I already left the house he keeps on calling me, asking me how I'm doing telling me stories. "Time for the children" jees
Excellent work, Fatty!
I can't believe you made him give an interview. Congrats!
Inspiring interview...I can't wait to hear Roger's reaction....funniest thing I've heard in a while
Great interview! Very insightful! Nice work fatty.
Was he singing?
Mic was off as usually