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I will give my left testicle for a pair of un-used blue Levi's 581 jeans, 31,34. Why are all the good models discontinued in favour of all sorts of various baggy pants that reveal our underwear.

I'd cry if I was human...
"I think now I can make love to your anus without making God angry" Registered: Friday, January 18, 2002
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I'll look for a pair for you. I need to give you my new address so you can send me that left teste though ok?
Wo ist das kamerahhhhhhhhhhh!!! NJ!!!
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I have a pair, but they are 36 - 36 .

Sorry....
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pma wrote:
I'd cry if I was human...


Cry? Wot is that?

Cheers.

Mr. Tampon Tea.
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Lisser wrote:
I'll look for a pair for you. I need to give you my new address so you can send me that left teste though ok?


I'll send you the new Dick Cheney biography for a half of that testy, ok?

Cheers.

Mr. Tampon Tea.
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Lisser wrote:
I'll look for a pair for you. I need to give you my new address so you can send me that left teste though ok?


The customs probably won't make it a worthwhile deal, especially when it comes down to my testicle.

Not to mention the jeans.

"I think now I can make love to your anus without making God angry" Registered: Friday, January 18, 2002
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pma wrote:
I will give my left testicle for a pair of un-used blue Levi's 581 jeans


So basically you're giving up having "a pair" so you can have a pair of jeans.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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I don't have any pants to give you, but I have to say, I don't understand the point of insanely baggy jeans...I don't care what color your underwear are. Really. It's fine. Pull your pants up.
Resistance is futile. You are now an orb.
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You know how much I'd love to help you out of your trousers Pete. Er, 'with' your trousers.

Wish I knew where to look.
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Ahh those crazy late 90s.

I remember seeing kids wearing jeans so big that you could easily fit Star Jones in one of them.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Well, it looks like my ball is saved thanks to some digging at the local shops.

Didn't find the exact model, but bought two pairs of jeans that are quite similar. It's not easy buying pants and being long-legged, slim and having a perfect ass. But somehow I make it through each day...
"I think now I can make love to your anus without making God angry" Registered: Friday, January 18, 2002
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I love baggy pants, but just not too baggy.

Yet, I'd pick those gigantic baggy pants over any of those tight ball squeezing jeans.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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**wonders what Lisser was gonna do with that testicle**
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Only stupid teenagers are allowed to wear those baggy jeans.

Only greasers are allowed to wear testicle squeezing jeans.

Irfan Pathan!
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Erin wrote:
**wonders what Lisser was gonna do with that testicle**


She'd been having a good time, having a ball...
"I think now I can make love to your anus without making God angry" Registered: Friday, January 18, 2002

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