The odds were about 4 to 1 (women to men), they were all sporty types, hammered out of their skulls and some were in "hen night" fancy dress.
Sound like your sort of thing?
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What details do we have for next year's shindig?
Hang on just a cotton-picking minute, though. Must you stop in a 'chalet' of all places? Other people's piss, vomit and Lord knows what all over your manky bedding?
Is it possible to hire a room in a more agreeable part of the area (difficult I know, this is Wales we're talking about), and pop into the 'camp' when the ladies are sufficiently oiled and easier prey?
What details do we have for next year's shindig?
Hang on just a cotton-picking minute, though. Must you stop in a 'chalet' of all places? Other people's piss, vomit and Lord knows what all over your manky bedding?
Is it possible to hire a room in a more agreeable part of the area (difficult I know, this is Wales we're talking about), and pop into the 'camp' when the ladies are sufficiently oiled and easier prey?
Netball..basketball variation? Hmm...that would have been interesting. All white people playing..;-)
Do they still have the putt putt? I mean "crazy golf." I come from near the mini golf capital of the world. I could kick some ass..
Do they still have the putt putt? I mean "crazy golf." I come from near the mini golf capital of the world. I could kick some ass..
I would love to play a round with you some time, Erin.
...and other golf-based innuendo ad infinitum. Sink a long one, lay up together, nail a birdie, deep screw in a bunker, etc., etc.
...and other golf-based innuendo ad infinitum. Sink a long one, lay up together, nail a birdie, deep screw in a bunker, etc., etc.
There's a reasonable hotel down the roa, just next to the beach (which is good for openair shagging, er, apparently)
Hmmm, I'll be washing sand out of me crack for months afterwards.
Mind you - September on a British beach? It'd go blue.
Not to mention having to avoid all that broken glass and dog shit.
I really should work for the British Tourist Board.
Mind you - September on a British beach? It'd go blue.
Not to mention having to avoid all that broken glass and dog shit.
I really should work for the British Tourist Board.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Flashman wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and Lisser, we don't have a netball court as yet here at the Towers.
But the next time you're in these parts, I'm sure I could manage some sort of erection. ;-D[/QUOTE]
that would be a wonderful addition to the Towers...they don't see many erections there these days do they?
;)
But the next time you're in these parts, I'm sure I could manage some sort of erection. ;-D[/QUOTE]
that would be a wonderful addition to the Towers...they don't see many erections there these days do they?
;)
Here, you said you'd keep that under your hat.
You'll need a 25 gallon one, mind. ;-)
You'll need a 25 gallon one, mind. ;-)
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Flashman wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Here, you said you'd keep that under your hat.
You'll need a 25 gallon one, mind. ;-)[/QUOTE]
I'm wearing one of those in my new profile pic.
:)
You'll need a 25 gallon one, mind. ;-)[/QUOTE]
I'm wearing one of those in my new profile pic.
:)
Rather fetching, I must say.
But still not big enough.
But still not big enough.
Shit.