Munchsack: Sorry, but it wasn't that funny first time!
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A blind man wanders into a lesbian biker bar by mistake. He finds his way
to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep husky voice the
woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, I think it is only
fair----given that you are blind....that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I am 6 foot tall, 175lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady next to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now think seriously about it Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says:
"Nah....not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
And another one…
Do you know what they call that guy Musampa who plays for Man City?
Chris.
to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep husky voice the
woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, I think it is only
fair----given that you are blind....that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I am 6 foot tall, 175lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady next to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now think seriously about it Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says:
"Nah....not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
And another one…
Do you know what they call that guy Musampa who plays for Man City?
Chris.
Who said "Defeat is ok"?
Idi Amin's chiropodist... (de feet....)
Idi Amin's chiropodist... (de feet....)
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic and a spanking.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?'
I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?'
I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!