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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]- Britney Spears pregnant with Kevin Federline's baby.
- Jennifer Garner pregnant with Ben Affleck's baby.
- Now, Katie Holmes pregnant with Tom Cruise's baby.
The last thing this world need is to reproduce the DNA of those 3 douchebags. Hopefully Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are splitting for sure, so at least we know there won't be another low IQ idiot born.[/QUOTE]
You forgot to mention Paris Hilton :) I shuddert to think of the possibility of her as a mother
- Jennifer Garner pregnant with Ben Affleck's baby.
- Now, Katie Holmes pregnant with Tom Cruise's baby.
The last thing this world need is to reproduce the DNA of those 3 douchebags. Hopefully Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are splitting for sure, so at least we know there won't be another low IQ idiot born.[/QUOTE]
You forgot to mention Paris Hilton :) I shuddert to think of the possibility of her as a mother
Scientology: No painkillers at all and Mum must have a silent birth - no screaming in pain - yeah right, like that's going to happen.
I thought it was every mum-to-be's right, in the delivery room, to grab their partners dangly bits and scream 'This is all your fault, you bastard!'
I thought it was every mum-to-be's right, in the delivery room, to grab their partners dangly bits and scream 'This is all your fault, you bastard!'
The big question is
Arlene, why do you copyright news articles you didn't write?
Muse News & Micro Muse October 6, 2005
By Arlene R. Weiss © Copyright October 6, 2005
Arlene, why do you copyright news articles you didn't write?
Muse News & Micro Muse October 6, 2005
By Arlene R. Weiss © Copyright October 6, 2005
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bob The Shrek wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Scientology: No painkillers at all and Mum must have a silent birth - no screaming in pain - yeah right, like that's going to happen.
I thought it was every mum-to-be's right, in the delivery room, to grab their partners dangly bits and scream 'This is all your fault, you bastard!'[/QUOTE]
I watched the Jenny Jones show while having Cameron. Of course the epidural abled me to do that. I got my epidural immediately. I had no pains with her at all. She is doing a fine job of making up for that now though.
However with the demon child, Anthony....I was induced and I was made to feel labor pains before I was allowed to have my epidural. I did not enjoy that at all and the "F" word came out of my mouth approximately 347 times in a 5 hour span. I wasn't angry at Tony, I was more angry with my Dr. bc he wouldn't let me have my epidural just yet. My Dr.'s daughter was in my Cameron's class at school at the time, so we know each other pretty well. He was laughing at me and finally I got pissed and told him, " I know where you live and if you don't give the anesthesiologist permission to give me my epidural, you won't have a home to go to for much longer!!!!" I got my epidural within the hour.
;)
I thought it was every mum-to-be's right, in the delivery room, to grab their partners dangly bits and scream 'This is all your fault, you bastard!'[/QUOTE]
I watched the Jenny Jones show while having Cameron. Of course the epidural abled me to do that. I got my epidural immediately. I had no pains with her at all. She is doing a fine job of making up for that now though.
However with the demon child, Anthony....I was induced and I was made to feel labor pains before I was allowed to have my epidural. I did not enjoy that at all and the "F" word came out of my mouth approximately 347 times in a 5 hour span. I wasn't angry at Tony, I was more angry with my Dr. bc he wouldn't let me have my epidural just yet. My Dr.'s daughter was in my Cameron's class at school at the time, so we know each other pretty well. He was laughing at me and finally I got pissed and told him, " I know where you live and if you don't give the anesthesiologist permission to give me my epidural, you won't have a home to go to for much longer!!!!" I got my epidural within the hour.
;)
Click on this link, scroll down a little and see the copyright.
http://www.jossip.com/
''Copyright 2003 — 2005 Jossip.''
What I do is called a celebrity/entertainment news and gossip blogs. Before I began them, I read all the legalities and I have been in discussions with Jossip as well.
What they are, is writing MY own subjective take, comments, and personal opinions of the news and quoting the source, unless I have a tip of some sorts, or its something I actually know about on my own through research, etc.
I am not copying it verbatim, I am giving my opinions and reactions (Good and Bad) about the news, while giving a brief synopsis.
I also continue to write regular editorial and news articles as well on my blogs as well, such as my article about hoping that Bono & Bob Geldof would win this Year's Nobel Peace Prize, (which they did not as I just read the news :(
It is NOT intended to be standard journalism.
Jossip is one of the biggest, most successful celebrity/entertainment news & gossip blogs on the web, and has a network of other blogs that do the same
www.Gawker.com
www.thebosh.com
www.celebritypro.com
PLEASE read the FAQS from www.gawker.com which explains what this TYPE of blog is, and the legalities, terms, its purpose.
............FYI..........Gawker and Jossip are SO big, that the press, NOW OFTEN gets their news from THE BLOGS instead of the other way around. They are talked about in Rolling Stone Magazine, Newsweek Magazine, The Baltimore Sun, Entertainment Weekly Magazine, etc.....................
http://www.gawker.com/news/about/the-gawker-faq-what-is-this-gawker-020062.php
or...Here are some of the main FAQS.
''The Gawker FAQ: What Is This ‘Gawker’?''
READ MORE: about
1. What is a blog, and how is it different from a regular news site?
The short answer: the new stuff is always at the top of the page! Also, we have no pretensions to objectivity — no editorial board, no assigning editor, and no delays. We publish in real time. Weblogs are Biased, Personal, and funky. For a terribly serious answer, see Weblogs: A History and Perspective.
1.5 Can I subscribe to your email newsletter?
Very, very soon!
2. You’ve been called monotonously sadistic. Did you all just have unhappy childhoods, or is there some purpose in all that bile?
The weird thing is — we think we’re really nice about things. Go read the New York Times if you want polite. Also, a lot of things suck. But we’re honest, at least — when there’s stuff we love, we say so.
3. I want to send you something funny/evil/wacky about my boss — but I REALLY can’t afford to get fired.
No sweat. We publish all tips anonymously — unless someone says PRINT MY NAME WITH THIS! (So far, no one’s said that.) Send an email from an unsupervised terminal, from a private email account (Hotmail and Yahoo are your friends). It would take a federal marshal and a really pissed-off judge to get us to name sources. We believe that the New York State Constitution and New York Civil Rights Law should shield online reporters just as well as it shields print reporters.
If it’s super-duper sensitive and you’re really paranoid? Ask for our P.O. Box, you can mail us anonymously. But don’t get all Unabomber on us. Otherwise just send it on: tips@gawker.com. Besides, our record clearly shows that we protect our sources. Ask Martha. Okay, ask her again.
4. Can we buy ads on Gawker in order to get you to say nice things about us? Can I buy an ad to get you to stop talking smack about me?
Dear God no. Once a week Gawker publishes a thank-you to advertisers, which is always clearly marked as such, and any sort of sponsored content will always be clearly labeled, as with the Nike Art of Speed campaign. We welcome and pioneer creative advertising projects, and we love working with advertisers but that doesn’t mean we will ever allow any confusion between our editorial content and advertisements.
http://www.jossip.com/
''Copyright 2003 — 2005 Jossip.''
What I do is called a celebrity/entertainment news and gossip blogs. Before I began them, I read all the legalities and I have been in discussions with Jossip as well.
What they are, is writing MY own subjective take, comments, and personal opinions of the news and quoting the source, unless I have a tip of some sorts, or its something I actually know about on my own through research, etc.
I am not copying it verbatim, I am giving my opinions and reactions (Good and Bad) about the news, while giving a brief synopsis.
I also continue to write regular editorial and news articles as well on my blogs as well, such as my article about hoping that Bono & Bob Geldof would win this Year's Nobel Peace Prize, (which they did not as I just read the news :(
It is NOT intended to be standard journalism.
Jossip is one of the biggest, most successful celebrity/entertainment news & gossip blogs on the web, and has a network of other blogs that do the same
www.Gawker.com
www.thebosh.com
www.celebritypro.com
PLEASE read the FAQS from www.gawker.com which explains what this TYPE of blog is, and the legalities, terms, its purpose.
............FYI..........Gawker and Jossip are SO big, that the press, NOW OFTEN gets their news from THE BLOGS instead of the other way around. They are talked about in Rolling Stone Magazine, Newsweek Magazine, The Baltimore Sun, Entertainment Weekly Magazine, etc.....................
http://www.gawker.com/news/about/the-gawker-faq-what-is-this-gawker-020062.php
or...Here are some of the main FAQS.
''The Gawker FAQ: What Is This ‘Gawker’?''
READ MORE: about
1. What is a blog, and how is it different from a regular news site?
The short answer: the new stuff is always at the top of the page! Also, we have no pretensions to objectivity — no editorial board, no assigning editor, and no delays. We publish in real time. Weblogs are Biased, Personal, and funky. For a terribly serious answer, see Weblogs: A History and Perspective.
1.5 Can I subscribe to your email newsletter?
Very, very soon!
2. You’ve been called monotonously sadistic. Did you all just have unhappy childhoods, or is there some purpose in all that bile?
The weird thing is — we think we’re really nice about things. Go read the New York Times if you want polite. Also, a lot of things suck. But we’re honest, at least — when there’s stuff we love, we say so.
3. I want to send you something funny/evil/wacky about my boss — but I REALLY can’t afford to get fired.
No sweat. We publish all tips anonymously — unless someone says PRINT MY NAME WITH THIS! (So far, no one’s said that.) Send an email from an unsupervised terminal, from a private email account (Hotmail and Yahoo are your friends). It would take a federal marshal and a really pissed-off judge to get us to name sources. We believe that the New York State Constitution and New York Civil Rights Law should shield online reporters just as well as it shields print reporters.
If it’s super-duper sensitive and you’re really paranoid? Ask for our P.O. Box, you can mail us anonymously. But don’t get all Unabomber on us. Otherwise just send it on: tips@gawker.com. Besides, our record clearly shows that we protect our sources. Ask Martha. Okay, ask her again.
4. Can we buy ads on Gawker in order to get you to say nice things about us? Can I buy an ad to get you to stop talking smack about me?
Dear God no. Once a week Gawker publishes a thank-you to advertisers, which is always clearly marked as such, and any sort of sponsored content will always be clearly labeled, as with the Nike Art of Speed campaign. We welcome and pioneer creative advertising projects, and we love working with advertisers but that doesn’t mean we will ever allow any confusion between our editorial content and advertisements.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Rip Van Winkle wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]- Britney Spears pregnant with Kevin Federline's baby.
- Jennifer Garner pregnant with Ben Affleck's baby.
- Now, Katie Holmes pregnant with Tom Cruise's baby.
The last thing this world need is to reproduce the DNA of those 3 douchebags. Hopefully Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are splitting for sure, so at least we know there won't be another low IQ idiot born.[/QUOTE]
You forgot to mention Paris Hilton :) I shuddert to think of the possibility of her as a mother[/QUOTE]
LOL, that's a very scary thought.
Now, on a very related topic I feel bad for Anna Nicole's teenage son, because it must be awful to think that your school buddies masturbate to pictures of your own mother.
- Jennifer Garner pregnant with Ben Affleck's baby.
- Now, Katie Holmes pregnant with Tom Cruise's baby.
The last thing this world need is to reproduce the DNA of those 3 douchebags. Hopefully Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are splitting for sure, so at least we know there won't be another low IQ idiot born.[/QUOTE]
You forgot to mention Paris Hilton :) I shuddert to think of the possibility of her as a mother[/QUOTE]
LOL, that's a very scary thought.
Now, on a very related topic I feel bad for Anna Nicole's teenage son, because it must be awful to think that your school buddies masturbate to pictures of your own mother.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lisser wrote: [/QUOTENAME] I did not enjoy that at all and the "F" word came out of my mouth approximately 347 times in a 5 hour span. [/QUOTE]
Congratulations Lisser.
That's more cursing than all the episodes of a whole season of 'The Sopranos'. You should be in the Guiness Book Of Records.
Congratulations Lisser.
That's more cursing than all the episodes of a whole season of 'The Sopranos'. You should be in the Guiness Book Of Records.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lisser wrote: [/QUOTENAME] I did not enjoy that at all and the "F" word came out of my mouth approximately 347 times in a 5 hour span. [/QUOTE]
Congratulations Lisser.
That's more cursing than all the episodes of a whole season of 'The Sopranos'. You should be in the Guiness Book Of Records.[/QUOTE]
But, from what I understand, there is about that much in just one episode of Deadwood.
Congratulations Lisser.
That's more cursing than all the episodes of a whole season of 'The Sopranos'. You should be in the Guiness Book Of Records.[/QUOTE]
But, from what I understand, there is about that much in just one episode of Deadwood.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Erin wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lisser wrote: [/QUOTENAME] I did not enjoy that at all and the "F" word came out of my mouth approximately 347 times in a 5 hour span. [/QUOTE]
Congratulations Lisser.
That's more cursing than all the episodes of a whole season of 'The Sopranos'. You should be in the Guiness Book Of Records.[/QUOTE]
But, from what I understand, there is about that much in just one episode of Deadwood.[/QUOTE]
I have never watched Deadwood, but the British UK magazine Uncut like every damn month, RAVES about it, and the thing they love most about it, is how very blue the curse words are and they COUNT how many times the words are said per episode.
One month Uncut siad that the CS word was said, especially by Ian McShane's character, the bad guy and evil town boss Swearagen (yes that REALLY is his name) like 75 times in 60 minutes.
What I loved....and
JINGLES hope you are reading this,...
..was Mad Magazine's parody of Deadwood and the blue words used like every FNG second.
I have GOT to see this show. I hear it makes The Sopranos and OZ seem like Romper Room.
Congratulations Lisser.
That's more cursing than all the episodes of a whole season of 'The Sopranos'. You should be in the Guiness Book Of Records.[/QUOTE]
But, from what I understand, there is about that much in just one episode of Deadwood.[/QUOTE]
I have never watched Deadwood, but the British UK magazine Uncut like every damn month, RAVES about it, and the thing they love most about it, is how very blue the curse words are and they COUNT how many times the words are said per episode.
One month Uncut siad that the CS word was said, especially by Ian McShane's character, the bad guy and evil town boss Swearagen (yes that REALLY is his name) like 75 times in 60 minutes.
What I loved....and
JINGLES hope you are reading this,...
..was Mad Magazine's parody of Deadwood and the blue words used like every FNG second.
I have GOT to see this show. I hear it makes The Sopranos and OZ seem like Romper Room.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Victoria wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yuri wrote: [/QUOTENAME]yay! more hellspawn[/QUOTE]
what? the children???[/QUOTE]
yes. the children.
I suppose tom cruise and katie could be called hellspawn too.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yuri wrote: [/QUOTENAME]yay! more hellspawn[/QUOTE]
what? the children???[/QUOTE]
yes. the children.
I suppose tom cruise and katie could be called hellspawn too.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yuri wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Victoria wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yuri wrote: [/QUOTENAME]yay! more hellspawn[/QUOTE]
what? the children???[/QUOTE]
yes. the children.
I suppose tom cruise and katie could be called hellspawn too.[/QUOTE]
oh ... *kicks a rock* damn!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yuri wrote: [/QUOTENAME]yay! more hellspawn[/QUOTE]
what? the children???[/QUOTE]
yes. the children.
I suppose tom cruise and katie could be called hellspawn too.[/QUOTE]
oh ... *kicks a rock* damn!
Well at least if she gets post partem(sp)depression, he can help her out. He claims to be such an "expert" on that subject. Like he has any personal experience in that matter. ? A loser.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bob The Shrek wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Scientology: No painkillers at all and Mum must have a silent birth - no screaming in pain - yeah right, like that's going to happen.
I thought it was every mum-to-be's right, in the delivery room, to grab their partners dangly bits and scream 'This is all your fault, you bastard!'[/QUOTE]
You can tell that religion was invented by a man :-)
I thought it was every mum-to-be's right, in the delivery room, to grab their partners dangly bits and scream 'This is all your fault, you bastard!'[/QUOTE]
You can tell that religion was invented by a man :-)