Here comes the Bird Flu, we are all FUCKED.......

We are all, well, at least 30% of us, we are going to DIE a slow, painful, bloody Black Death...


Fuck.

we've had Bird Flu and Cat flu
shame there's not a fucking canine equivalent....it might see of the Permed Poodle

Yes I really must stop french-kissing chickens.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Haystacks Calhoun wrote: [/QUOTENAME]We are all, well, at least 30% of us, we are going to DIE a slow, painful, bloody Black Death...


Fuck.[/QUOTE]

AAAAATTTTIIISSSUUUEEE!

Shit I think I've got it.

Oh well who gives a fuck the Planet is over populated anyway.

i'm from romania and it isn't that funny anymore...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Wigglepuppy wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Yes I really must stop french-kissing chickens.[/QUOTE]

They're so hard to resist, though...

Get real.

If we had severe worries, it'd be the top news headline.

Anyone remember SARS?

No!

But seriously, you have got to remember the key word in the following sentence. I'll emphasise it for you:

"Bird flu *could* kill millions".

It might, it might not. Take it easy, don't fuck any birds, don't go to Asia... you're covered.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Anyone remember SARS?

No!

But seriously, you have got to remember the key word in the following sentence. I'll emphasise it for you:

"Bird flu *could* kill millions".
.[/QUOTE]

...of BIRDS!!!!

Everyone who has been infected by Bird Flu, has had direct contact with them, and been bitten by the birds, or their feces. EWW! Except one girl.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Ravenetta wrote: [/QUOTENAME]west nile!!!! <.<[/QUOTE]

I usually worry about that too, lol. I'm better off not watching the news, because I worry about almost anything. Quite a few people died this summer/early fall of triple-E in my area. I was at the point where all of my clothes reeked of misquito repellent.

I'm surprised I haven't converted to being a vegetairain by now on top of everything else as well.

Dang, I wish I didn't eat that chicken for lunch.

...actually not really. It was my mum's version of Outback's Alice Spring's Chicken and it was wicked good. :-P

First Oprah and vegetarians gave all us red bloooded beef eaters shit saying we would die of mad cow disease anf to give up eating beef...and instead...

...eat good old safe chicken and turkey.

Now, health experts in the U.S. say that eating poultry may not be safe.

Vegetables already are known to have life threateninf E-coli.

Soon we'll only be able to eat....

..........Soylent Green!........

....(FYI, we who have seen the film know what Soylent Green in, but you who have not, are in for one hell of a surprise!)

LOL!

And you should keep in mind about biomagnification in all meats going up the food chain and being passed on to us.

Anyway... bring on the chicks!!! :-)

Face it, we all have to die sooner or later... ;-)

PS: @zbonka12
Of course some have to Face It Alone... and that´s a pity! :-)

You'lle have to pry my fried chicken, my turkey drumstick, from my cold dead hands! :D