PARODY SONG FROM APRIL 21st 1993

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kdj2hot · Member since May 2005

16 October 2005 15:19

This was posted by a Queen fan a long time ago (4-21-93) and I thought it was funny as hell: here's the link:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.music.queen/browse_thread/thread/6aea916d81cdc7be?hl=en

People don't take offense to this, just me and a friend being silly
back in high school. :)

Take A Shit by Dan Blanchard and Scott Wery
---- - ---- (to the music of Play The Game by Queen)

Open up your crack and let the shit ooze out
Rest your wery ass on my bloody throne
It's so easy, to overflow the bowl
It's so easy, all you have to do is Take A Shit
Take A Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

When you find yourself shooting Hershey squirts
Eat more Beenie Weenie's and make your butthole raw
It's so easy, to smear it on your cheeks
It's so easy, all you have to di os Take a Shit
Take A Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

My constipation has just begun
Manuer runs from my head down to my toe
My feces is pumping through my vain (Take a shit)
I'm in a lot of pain
Take a Shit, Take a Shit, Take a Shit

Take a Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

This is your crack, full of zits and hair
Take some Ex-Lax, all you have to do is Take a Shit
Take a Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

This is your crack, full of zits and hair
Take some Ex-Lax, all you have to do is Take a Shit
Take a Shit...

(toilet flushing at the end of the song)

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inu-liger · Member since July 2001

16 October 2005 17:25

It's very funny IMO

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thePresence · Member since July 2004

16 October 2005 19:59

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]kdj2hot wrote: [/QUOTENAME]This was posted by a Queen fan a long time ago (4-21-93) and I thought it was funny as hell: here's the link:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.music.queen/browse_thread/thread/6aea916d81cdc7be?hl=en

People don't take offense to this, just me and a friend being silly
back in high school. :)

Take A Shit by Dan Blanchard and Scott Wery
---- - ---- (to the music of Play The Game by Queen)

Open up your crack and let the shit ooze out
Rest your wery ass on my bloody throne
It's so easy, to overflow the bowl
It's so easy, all you have to do is Take A Shit
Take A Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

When you find yourself shooting Hershey squirts
Eat more Beenie Weenie's and make your butthole raw
It's so easy, to smear it on your cheeks
It's so easy, all you have to di os Take a Shit
Take A Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

My constipation has just begun
Manuer runs from my head down to my toe
My feces is pumping through my vain (Take a shit)
I'm in a lot of pain
Take a Shit, Take a Shit, Take a Shit

Take a Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

This is your crack, full of zits and hair
Take some Ex-Lax, all you have to do is Take a Shit
Take a Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

This is your crack, full of zits and hair
Take some Ex-Lax, all you have to do is Take a Shit
Take a Shit...

(toilet flushing at the end of the song)

[/QUOTE]

very funny!!!!:D LMFAOWROTGPIMP

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Unknown

16 October 2005 21:42

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]kdj2hot wrote: [/QUOTENAME]This was posted by a Queen fan a long time ago (4-21-93) and I thought it was funny as hell: here's the link:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.music.queen/browse_thread/thread/6aea916d81cdc7be?hl=en

People don't take offense to this, just me and a friend being silly
back in high school. :)

Take A Shit by Dan Blanchard and Scott Wery
---- - ---- (to the music of Play The Game by Queen)

Open up your crack and let the shit ooze out
Rest your wery ass on my bloody throne
It's so easy, to overflow the bowl
It's so easy, all you have to do is Take A Shit
Take A Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

When you find yourself shooting Hershey squirts
Eat more Beenie Weenie's and make your butthole raw
It's so easy, to smear it on your cheeks
It's so easy, all you have to di os Take a Shit
Take A Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

My constipation has just begun
Manuer runs from my head down to my toe
My feces is pumping through my vain (Take a shit)
I'm in a lot of pain
Take a Shit, Take a Shit, Take a Shit

Take a Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

This is your crack, full of zits and hair
Take some Ex-Lax, all you have to do is Take a Shit
Take a Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

This is your crack, full of zits and hair
Take some Ex-Lax, all you have to do is Take a Shit
Take a Shit...

(toilet flushing at the end of the song)

[/QUOTE]

that was like, 16 days before i was born...weird

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inu-liger · Member since July 2001

16 October 2005 21:59

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=space>sweden_man wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]kdj2hot wrote: [/QUOTENAME]This was posted by a Queen fan a long time ago (4-21-93) and I thought it was funny as hell: here's the link:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.music.queen/browse_thread/thread/6aea916d81cdc7be?hl=en

People don't take offense to this, just me and a friend being silly
back in high school. :)

Take A Shit by Dan Blanchard and Scott Wery
---- - ---- (to the music of Play The Game by Queen)

Open up your crack and let the shit ooze out
Rest your wery ass on my bloody throne
It's so easy, to overflow the bowl
It's so easy, all you have to do is Take A Shit
Take A Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

When you find yourself shooting Hershey squirts
Eat more Beenie Weenie's and make your butthole raw
It's so easy, to smear it on your cheeks
It's so easy, all you have to di os Take a Shit
Take A Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

My constipation has just begun
Manuer runs from my head down to my toe
My feces is pumping through my vain (Take a shit)
I'm in a lot of pain
Take a Shit, Take a Shit, Take a Shit

Take a Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

This is your crack, full of zits and hair
Take some Ex-Lax, all you have to do is Take a Shit
Take a Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

This is your crack, full of zits and hair
Take some Ex-Lax, all you have to do is Take a Shit
Take a Shit...

(toilet flushing at the end of the song)

[/QUOTE]

that was like, 16 days before i was born...weird[/QUOTE]

I'm surprised they actually had some Internet back then!

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popy · Member since August 2003

17 October 2005 00:51

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Inu-Liger<h6>-a.k.a. Richard Guilbault- wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=space>sweden_man wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]kdj2hot wrote: [/QUOTENAME]This was posted by a Queen fan a long time ago (4-21-93) and I thought it was funny as hell: here's the link:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.music.queen/browse_thread/thread/6aea916d81cdc7be?hl=en

People don't take offense to this, just me and a friend being silly
back in high school. :)

Take A Shit by Dan Blanchard and Scott Wery
---- - ---- (to the music of Play The Game by Queen)

Open up your crack and let the shit ooze out
Rest your wery ass on my bloody throne
It's so easy, to overflow the bowl
It's so easy, all you have to do is Take A Shit
Take A Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

When you find yourself shooting Hershey squirts
Eat more Beenie Weenie's and make your butthole raw
It's so easy, to smear it on your cheeks
It's so easy, all you have to di os Take a Shit
Take A Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

My constipation has just begun
Manuer runs from my head down to my toe
My feces is pumping through my vain (Take a shit)
I'm in a lot of pain
Take a Shit, Take a Shit, Take a Shit

Take a Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

This is your crack, full of zits and hair
Take some Ex-Lax, all you have to do is Take a Shit
Take a Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit

This is your crack, full of zits and hair
Take some Ex-Lax, all you have to do is Take a Shit
Take a Shit...

(toilet flushing at the end of the song)

[/QUOTE]

that was like, 16 days before i was born...weird[/QUOTE]

I'm surprised they actually had some Internet back then![/QUOTE]

and i'm surprised how people still laugh to this tipe of "humor"

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