Commercial Queen

I thought this might be fun to do. I don't know if anyone has ever done this before because I never ever visit this section of the board.

Anyhow, what you do is take a Queen song, any Queen song, and apply it to an advert for something.

For example:

Back Chat - Chiropractic Clinic

Get Down, Make Love - Sexually Depressed Therapy Clinic

(Hehe, guess I have a thing for Clinics)

What can you guys come up with?

Have fun! :D

Mother Love - Adoption agency

Interesting game...

My Melancholy Blues - Alcoholics Anonymous (well, in the lyrics anyway)
Nevermore - Funeral Home
The Millionaire Waltz - Black-tie Gala (blindlingly obvious)

(I used solo stuff, too.)

Nation of Haircuts - duh, hair salon
A Dozen Red Roses for My Darling - florist
Back to the Light - lighting store
Machines - appliance store
Radio Ga Ga - electronics store
Penetration Guru - sex shop

The Hitman- For a movie about a professional hitman
Drowse- For a sleeping pill

I'm Going Slighty Mad- mental clinic?

Fat Bottomed Girls- Weight loss program

In Only Seven Days- Some kind of acne cream

Leaving Home ain't Easy- Moving Truck Company

My Melancholy Blues- Depression medication

Good Company - Adult Escort Service
You're My Best Friend - See above
Sheer Heart Attack - Fast-food joint
I Guess We're Falling Out - Divorce counselling
Who Needs You - see above

Somebody to Love: Lavalife
Las Palabras de Amor: 2nd language teaching institute
Let me Entertain You: home theatre system
Rain must Fall: insurance brokers

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]All I Hear Is Radio Gaga wrote: [/QUOTENAME]The Hitman- For a movie about a professional hitman
Drowse- For a sleeping pill

I'm Going Slighty Mad- mental clinic?

Fat Bottomed Girls- Weight loss program

In Only Seven Days- Some kind of acne cream

Leaving Home ain't Easy- Moving Truck Company

My Melancholy Blues- Depression medication

[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha "Fat Bottomed Girls- Weight loss program" and "In Only Seven Days- Some kind of acne cream" FUNNY!

'Don't Try Suicide'- Adoption Agency

Bohemian Rhapsody-'You've been watching too much Wayne's World Syndrom'

It's Late - Pregnancy test

*thanks to my great friend for this one*

Spread your Wings- Airline

Tear It Up - demolition services
Ride the Wild Wind - motorcycles
You Don't Fool Me - polygraph testing services
Made In Heaven - chocolate
Play The Game - Nintendo

Fun subject!

ummmm
keep yourself alive
one of those things to get kids active
doin alright chocolate
39 a veterans home
a kind of magic fake magic kits

Fight from the inside or don't try so hard- lassatives
cool cat - food for cats
the march of the black queen - broadcasts about cooking
funny how love is - condoms
the night comes down - satellite navigator
you're my best friend-chocolate
body language - stockings