Tenacious D

Does anyone like Tenacious D? I think they are great. I always crack up when I watch their live dvd. Hey wait, this is a little Queen related, since they play a wonderful acoustic rendition of Flash.

I can't wait to see their movie which is supposed to come out next year. Should be good.

The pick of destiny. It's the movie version of Tenacious D's history, right?

With karate I'll kick your ass
Here to Tiennamen Square.
Oh yeah, muthafucka,
I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You muthafucka.
You muthafucka.

Kyle betrayed me
And then he lied tried to hide
And I died deep inside
And you know the reason why.

I'm 'onna kick your ass
From here to right over there.
Oh yeah muthafucka,
I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You muthafucka.
You muthafucka.

You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah!

I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!

The D fuckin' rawks!!! *lol* :-)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Erin wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!

The D fuckin' rawks!!! *lol* :-)[/QUOTE]

This is one of the best songs ever written!!! :-)

This is not the greatest song in the wo-orld, this is jst a tribute. How about the inward singing? Cause most singers only rock you half the time... brilliant!

This has to be the most honest love song I've heard. While the male species is looking forward for some hanky panky, and females look forward for some romance, then it's up to the males to stop thinking about themselves for a little while and give girls what they want.


FUCK HER GENTLY

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

Who has the DVD? If ya do, how do you like "Rockstar Sperm for Sale?" ;-) *lol*

If yer bored...

http://www.puffgames.com/jackblack/

Luv em! xD Jack Black is brilliant.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Erin wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Who has the DVD? If ya do, how do you like "Rockstar Sperm for Sale?" ;-) *lol*

If yer bored...

http://www.puffgames.com/jackblack/ [/QUOTE]


My wife got it for me (the DVD, not the sperm!) a couple of years ago. It's soooo funny. I love it on the tour diary when KG goes all Colonel Kurtz on the tourbus. Highly amusing!

Love 'em! Can't wait for the movie! :D

Double is, lyrically, one of the greatest songs ever written in the history of time.

Love em, absolute class.

JB's BJ is pretty darn funny too.

"You don't have any money. Shhhhiiiiiit"

Butt Baby is nasty!!!