The Chandelier

I know this is very petty, but it is something that has been bothering me for a while.

I either heard or read years ago that Freddie
swung from a chandelier wearing his birthday suit
at one of his parties.

Is this true? If so, God I wish I would have been there.

Gad, we've all done it, surely?

I must admit it didn't go down too well the last time I performed the 'Naked Tarzan', though.

The Queen was not amused.

She couldn't take her eyes off, mind.