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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=Red>LiveAidQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME]"Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1%, lie about it." - Billie Joe Armstrong
*Sigh*[/QUOTE]
Damn you Kayla!
I was going to post that quote.[/QUOTE]
Ha ha ha haha!
*Sigh*[/QUOTE]
Damn you Kayla!
I was going to post that quote.[/QUOTE]
Ha ha ha haha!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Rogers_Bitch wrote: [/QUOTENAME]No comment ;)[/QUOTE]
So it's a yes... ;)
So it's a yes... ;)
Offcourse I do. I mean, you only live once...so enjoy while you can! :-P
We-hell-I see them every night in tight blue jeans -
in the pages of a blue boy magazine
hey i've been thinking of a new sensation
I'm picking up - good vibration -
oop - she bop -
Do i wanna go out with a lion's roar
huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
they say i better stop - or I'll go blind
oop - she bop - she bop
She bop - he bop - a - we bop
I bop - you bop - a - they bop
be bop - be bop - a - she bop,
I hope he will understand
She bop - he bop - a - we bop
I bop - you bop - a - they bop
be bop - be bop - a - she bop,
oo - oo - she - do - she bop - she bop
(whistle alon here)
hey, hey - they say I better get a chaperone
because I can't stop messin` with the danger zone
No I won't worry, and I won't fret -
ain't no law against it yet -
oop - she bop - she bop -
in the pages of a blue boy magazine
hey i've been thinking of a new sensation
I'm picking up - good vibration -
oop - she bop -
Do i wanna go out with a lion's roar
huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
they say i better stop - or I'll go blind
oop - she bop - she bop
She bop - he bop - a - we bop
I bop - you bop - a - they bop
be bop - be bop - a - she bop,
I hope he will understand
She bop - he bop - a - we bop
I bop - you bop - a - they bop
be bop - be bop - a - she bop,
oo - oo - she - do - she bop - she bop
(whistle alon here)
hey, hey - they say I better get a chaperone
because I can't stop messin` with the danger zone
No I won't worry, and I won't fret -
ain't no law against it yet -
oop - she bop - she bop -
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]A gentleman never kisses and tells.[/QUOTE]
Do you masturbate with kisses?!
Take care
Do you masturbate with kisses?!
Take care
I did for a while, but then I went blind and one day I was mowing the lawn... WHEESHCHSHSCK... my hands got cut off. So now I *can't*.
Do it in moderation kids!
Do it in moderation kids!
Great question! xD
But I guess it should be placed in Pornzone instead of Queenzone... :P
But I guess it should be placed in Pornzone instead of Queenzone... :P
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]runy wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
But I guess it should be placed in Pornzone instead of Queenzone... :P[/QUOTE]
Maybe we can all come to some agreement with that one? ;P
But I guess it should be placed in Pornzone instead of Queenzone... :P[/QUOTE]
Maybe we can all come to some agreement with that one? ;P
Stupid...
A classic quote from our beloved William:
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bryans Permed Pants wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You can wank me off any day sharron!![/QUOTE]
How does one wank off a cunt....?
How does one wank off a cunt....?