Hey, its a win/win situation. You should see Kelly with her rawhide now. She could get it off her nose and give John (or at least his picture) a big kiss at the same time!
As for whiping my ass, well, have you seen Braveheart?
After Willaim Wallace is executed and the king of scottland is about to surrender and one of the soldiers of the english says "I hope you cleaned your ass this morning because its about to be kissed by a king."
I could get my ass cleaned by a Queen!
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Demetrius Barker...
possibly a shampoo bottle, or a disposable razor
there is a lighter out with brians face on it, does anyone have one by the way?
there is a lighter out with brians face on it, does anyone have one by the way?
Yeah, I thought about buying one for you dear!! I've also seen Queen chocolate bars on Ebay...hehe
Queen condoms.
i dont think they'd be useless dear.... :p
I think perhaps he miss-read the topic, and thought it said "The most useful thing..."
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Oh no..... we're under 18 and not married, of course we dont to that......