Gaun Yersel!

According to this morning's Herald, Ottakers (one of Britain's largest chain of book stores) has my latest book "A Smack In The Pus" placed at number 10 in the "Scottish Interest" Bestsellers list and wait for it.....
NUMBER 1 in the Humour bestsellers list!!!!
I will have to gign off quickly as my head has become a hazard to shipping on the River Forth.

fatty.

P.S If my ex-headmaster Mr Munro is reading this, do the words "Useless fat bastard who will never amount to anything" ring any bells? Get it right up ye, ya baldy, specky auld, prick!

Congratulations, fatty:)

We are proud of you. Number 1 on the humour charts - that is not a surprise for your old QZ friends :)

Yup, congrats and btw great insult at the end :D

Congrats fatty :P

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1845020367/qid=1132433103/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_8_1/203-3190972-4546359

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1845020669/qid=1132433103/sr=1-3/ref=sr_1_8_3/203-3190972-4546359

Well done fatty!

:-)

Fatty are you a Author? Gosh I never knew that, but I am quite new to QZ so... lol well done mate!

Fantastic news Fatty, well done!

If I knew how to say congratulations in Scottish I would. Alas, I hope "Hooray! Good job! :D" will do.

Yay! :)

Many Congrats!

I knew fatty was a comedian.
You can't be that funny and not get paid for it.

Congrats, fatty. It's high time, you deserve it.

Incidentally, my grandmother has a similar story to yours about your headmaster. She was Stephen Hendry's English teacher and at a parents' evening she said to his ma and pa "The only thing Stephen seems interested in is snooker and he'll never make a living out of that." True, I swear.

Buying a few of your books from amazon, fatty. Is "Behind the #$%*& Green" one of yours, or is that another Scott Simpson?

oan ye go fatty!!!!

Congrats, fatty..:-) You da man!