lol, great movie cracks me up every time
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Male PA announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female PA announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male PA announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female PA announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading and which zone is for unloading.
Male PA announcer: Look Betty - don't start up with your white zone shit again! There is just no stopping in a white zone!
Female PA announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!
Male PA announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it's done safely. Therapeutically, there is no danger involved.
Female PA announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male PA announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female PA announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading and which zone is for unloading.
Male PA announcer: Look Betty - don't start up with your white zone shit again! There is just no stopping in a white zone!
Female PA announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!
Male PA announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it's done safely. Therapeutically, there is no danger involved.
Old woman: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Old woman: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I´ve been nervous before.
Ted Striker: Yes.
Old woman: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I´ve been nervous before.
Hahahahaha i need to see that movie again.
Hilarious flick!
Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
this film will never die
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
this film will never die
Based on "Zero Hour!". Which is based on "Flight into Danger". Which was the play that made Howard Thomas bring Sydney Newman to the UK. Without which the world would never have seen "The Avengers", "Doctor Who", "The Wednesday Play", etc.
Fascinating, eh? On a more related note, I believe the makers of "Airplane" actually bought the rights to "Zero Hour!" so they could spoof it so closely without fear of legal reprisal.
Fascinating, eh? On a more related note, I believe the makers of "Airplane" actually bought the rights to "Zero Hour!" so they could spoof it so closely without fear of legal reprisal.
One of my favourite films !
I remember laughing my ass off when the militas go through security and nobody says anything, then the old lady walks through and she gets her ass tossed against the wall.
HILARIOUS!
HILARIOUS!
I really chose the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.
'We need to get this man to a hospital!'
'Doctor, what is it?'
'Well it's a large grey building and has doctors and nurses, but that's not important at the moment'
I think it was called 'Flying High' in Australia..not sure if it was only Australia.
'We need to get this man to a hospital!'
'Doctor, what is it?'
'Well it's a large grey building and has doctors and nurses, but that's not important at the moment'
I think it was called 'Flying High' in Australia..not sure if it was only Australia.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I remember laughing my ass off when the militas go through security and nobody says anything, then the old lady walks through and she gets her ass tossed against the wall.
HILARIOUS![/QUOTE]
lol that bit was funny,
which 1 had scraps the dog in, was it the sequel,
HILARIOUS![/QUOTE]
lol that bit was funny,
which 1 had scraps the dog in, was it the sequel,
classic!!! :D
I think it was the sequel. Scraps is the dog that gets shot, isn't it?