Is it true that Freddie contracted AIDS from using his microwave to cook his burritos from 7-11 and his Swanson Turkey dinners? My Grandma Raymond told me on the day he died that he contracted AIDS from radiation from his microwave. Is it true that Freddie got AID from being nutritionally unsound? That be what Aunt Jemima told me on the night of the tribute concert.
Well which is true? How did poor Freddie get his AIDS?
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I have many important questions, and I demand lots of answers.
Like:
The snow plough driver - how does HE get to work in the morning?
Keep off the grass signs - how do they get there?
Jelly Babies - where do they come from, and why don't we ever see pregnant Jelly mothers?
Why can't I write in the 5th person? Can't I start every sentence with "A friend of a friend of a guy I know claims that..." - and if not, why not?
Do dough rings (or is that donuts in the US) really have less fattening centres?
And the one that really keeps me awake at night - why does Queenzone attract all the nutters - instead of Queenonline?
Like:
The snow plough driver - how does HE get to work in the morning?
Keep off the grass signs - how do they get there?
Jelly Babies - where do they come from, and why don't we ever see pregnant Jelly mothers?
Why can't I write in the 5th person? Can't I start every sentence with "A friend of a friend of a guy I know claims that..." - and if not, why not?
Do dough rings (or is that donuts in the US) really have less fattening centres?
And the one that really keeps me awake at night - why does Queenzone attract all the nutters - instead of Queenonline?
Queenonline has all the people who say that Queen are infallible, and if you try to argue with them, you get attacked (especially by Kes).
Queenzone is open to discussion, but it's that 'freedom of speech' that brings idiots like Demitrius around.
Queenzone is open to discussion, but it's that 'freedom of speech' that brings idiots like Demitrius around.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b>Demitrius Barker</b> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Is it true that Freddie contracted AIDS from using his microwave to cook his burritos from 7-11 and his Swanson Turkey dinners? My Grandma Raymond told me on the day he died that he contracted AIDS from radiation from his microwave. Is it true that Freddie got AID from being nutritionally unsound? That be what Aunt Jemima told me on the night of the tribute concert.
Well which is true? How did poor Freddie get his AIDS? [/QUOTE]
What can we do so you can get the fuck out of here?
Well which is true? How did poor Freddie get his AIDS? [/QUOTE]
What can we do so you can get the fuck out of here?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b>Demitrius Barker</b> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Is it true that Freddie contracted AIDS from using his microwave to cook his burritos from 7-11 and his Swanson Turkey dinners? My Grandma Raymond told me on the day he died that he contracted AIDS from radiation from his microwave. Is it true that Freddie got AID from being nutritionally unsound? That be what Aunt Jemima told me on the night of the tribute concert.
Well which is true? How did poor Freddie get his AIDS? [/QUOTE]
ur grandma Raymond? yea what u heard was completely accurate, Freddie may have been gay but he defintaly got AIDS from his microwave, atleast thats what i was told.
Well which is true? How did poor Freddie get his AIDS? [/QUOTE]
ur grandma Raymond? yea what u heard was completely accurate, Freddie may have been gay but he defintaly got AIDS from his microwave, atleast thats what i was told.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b>Demitrius Barker</b> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Is it true that Freddie contracted AIDS from using his microwave to cook his burritos from 7-11 and his Swanson Turkey dinners? My Grandma Raymond told me on the day he died that he contracted AIDS from radiation from his microwave. Is it true that Freddie got AID from being nutritionally unsound? That be what Aunt Jemima told me on the night of the tribute concert.
Well which is true? How did poor Freddie get his AIDS? [/QUOTE]
luke????? is that you?????
Well which is true? How did poor Freddie get his AIDS? [/QUOTE]
luke????? is that you?????
A) Your Grandma Raymond!?
and
B) Freddie definitely NEVER cooked. He had someone to do it for him,because he was the King;)
and
B) Freddie definitely NEVER cooked. He had someone to do it for him,because he was the King;)
Freddie? Cook? Here's one:
Freddie was once entertaining guests at his house, but told Peter Freestone he could go to bed because Freddie would take care of the guests, feed them etcetera.
Freddie later got Peter Freestone up very early in the morning for help - he wanted to give his guests tea, but couldn't work the microwave.
That's how good a cook he was. :P
Freddie was once entertaining guests at his house, but told Peter Freestone he could go to bed because Freddie would take care of the guests, feed them etcetera.
Freddie later got Peter Freestone up very early in the morning for help - he wanted to give his guests tea, but couldn't work the microwave.
That's how good a cook he was. :P
LOL;)
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Demitrius Barker
You just need to look for the educational part of this thread. What have I learned??
That Demitrius Barker is a name among names. It's famous. Why? Because, this is the unique name that came from the creative part of a perfect specimen of the lowest form of mind.
It's historic. There should be essays on this. What was it that made such a uniquely weak and fragile brain come up with Demitrius Barker. It's one of those mysteries in life. I can identify with it in the future. All I have to do is, wake up one morning, smoke an ounce of supreme dope, run to the hospital, have an intern perform a labotomy on me, pour sulphuric acit into my skull, and then ponder on the subject. It I do it just right, I could quite possibly(in theory) get into the mind of one such as Mr. Baker.
Well... that is if after these events I feel a little slow and tired. It would be hard to meet this kind of intelligence level and still be able to function on a level strong enough to keep mysel alive.
In otherwords.... To Demitrius, Bryan's poodle, and ever other waste of oxygen on this board...
Go ---- yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I leave the hypens to make them thing about it, which in their case they will likely need to do.
P.S. hey man, if you multiply your IQ by 200, you would almost be a genious.
Demitrius Barker
You just need to look for the educational part of this thread. What have I learned??
That Demitrius Barker is a name among names. It's famous. Why? Because, this is the unique name that came from the creative part of a perfect specimen of the lowest form of mind.
It's historic. There should be essays on this. What was it that made such a uniquely weak and fragile brain come up with Demitrius Barker. It's one of those mysteries in life. I can identify with it in the future. All I have to do is, wake up one morning, smoke an ounce of supreme dope, run to the hospital, have an intern perform a labotomy on me, pour sulphuric acit into my skull, and then ponder on the subject. It I do it just right, I could quite possibly(in theory) get into the mind of one such as Mr. Baker.
Well... that is if after these events I feel a little slow and tired. It would be hard to meet this kind of intelligence level and still be able to function on a level strong enough to keep mysel alive.
In otherwords.... To Demitrius, Bryan's poodle, and ever other waste of oxygen on this board...
Go ---- yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I leave the hypens to make them thing about it, which in their case they will likely need to do.
P.S. hey man, if you multiply your IQ by 200, you would almost be a genious.
Hey Demitrius, your grandmother was wrong. He got aids from sitting too close to the tv. Jeesh, can't you get your facts straight?
"Dr. Demitrius Ben" is back... will you please say hello to your uncle!
What´s his name? Demitrius Rice ??? Is he working for the US government?
Anyway, welcome back...
...but be aware, cooking "Uncle Ben´s Ready Rice" in the microwave can cause AIDS too!!! ;-)
What´s his name? Demitrius Rice ??? Is he working for the US government?
Anyway, welcome back...
...but be aware, cooking "Uncle Ben´s Ready Rice" in the microwave can cause AIDS too!!! ;-)
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]chewing gum bum wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Hey Demitrius, your grandmother was wrong. He got aids from sitting too close to the tv. Jeesh, can't you get your facts straight?[/QUOTE]
No......he got AIDS from walking under a ladder
No......he got AIDS from walking under a ladder
Am I the only one that thinks that people lik hmmm, BPP, Derek... and so on are the same person?
The same person with too much time on their hands?
It's always a new name with a silly question. Any chance of getting their IP address and turning them off?
The same person with too much time on their hands?
It's always a new name with a silly question. Any chance of getting their IP address and turning them off?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bohemian<br><font size=1>777 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]"Dr. Demitrius Ben" is back... will you please say hello to your uncle!
What´s his name? Demitrius Rice ??? Is he working for the US government?
Anyway, welcome back...
...but be aware, cooking "Uncle Ben´s Ready Rice" in the microwave can cause AIDS too!!! ;-) [/QUOTE]
OH MY GOD! I EAT THAT STUFF ALL THE TIME! IM GONNA DIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What´s his name? Demitrius Rice ??? Is he working for the US government?
Anyway, welcome back...
...but be aware, cooking "Uncle Ben´s Ready Rice" in the microwave can cause AIDS too!!! ;-) [/QUOTE]
OH MY GOD! I EAT THAT STUFF ALL THE TIME! IM GONNA DIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!