Uniondale on Sale Who will buys

http://cgi.ebay.com/Queen-DVD-Uniondale-1977-Freddie-Mercury-Brian-May_W0QQitemZ6461792580QQcategoryZ617QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Here for someone who hopefully will torrent it

Why do we always see: "I hope someone (else) will torrent".

Why not - "I WILL buy and I will torrent?" for a nice change?