Funny christmas poem

Just read this thought i'd share

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Everybody felt shitty -- even the mouse.
Mom at the Whorehouse and Dad smoking grass;
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what the matter
Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment: it must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the fat fucker fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch blew the chimeny apart,
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
"Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!"

wow

That is so much like Christmas in the Burnham household that it's not even funny. Fourteen years of therapy to suppress those memories and you undid it all in four verses.

Sorry Lester LoL xx

that was....... er..... interesting, yes that's the word. Funny poem though :)

Hahaha, I like that XD XD V. cool XD

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That is so weird, I just recieved that from one of my mates via e-mail about three minutes ago.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Burnham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]That is so much like Christmas in the Burnham household that it's not even funny. Fourteen years of therapy to suppress those memories and you undid it all in four verses.[/QUOTE]lmao.
Oh, interesting poem.