nice one. FCUK is a clothing brand (now expanded) which is an acronym for "French Connection United Kingdom" being a french and english brand
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Really? but what about
the American Secret Service
or the Southern Houston Institute of Technology
or Southern University of Common Knowledge
or the Frankfurt Institute of Common Knowledge
or even the Birmingham Institution of Tri Colored Humans?
Does anybody care about them?
the American Secret Service
or the Southern Houston Institute of Technology
or Southern University of Common Knowledge
or the Frankfurt Institute of Common Knowledge
or even the Birmingham Institution of Tri Colored Humans?
Does anybody care about them?
clearly not. they're not as important, as we both know *gag*
Heres something funny that Coach mailed me...
<hr>
Memo
To: All Employees
From: The program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
Date: TODAY
Re: S.H.I.T
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all
employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY
TRAINING(S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T.
than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of
S.H.I.T., please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed
at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our supervisors are especially
skilled at seeing that you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. seriously will be
placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAM (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.)
Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted,
they don't have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T.
already. If you to are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job
teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST
of LEADERS(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
<hr>
Memo
To: All Employees
From: The program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
Date: TODAY
Re: S.H.I.T
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all
employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY
TRAINING(S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T.
than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of
S.H.I.T., please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed
at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our supervisors are especially
skilled at seeing that you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. seriously will be
placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAM (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.)
Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted,
they don't have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T.
already. If you to are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job
teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST
of LEADERS(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
that's really funny. and very clever. i love those things
yeah, coach is a funny guy.
So when do you think FCUK will stop provoking dyslexics and just change their name to FUCK?
So when do you think FCUK will stop provoking dyslexics and just change their name to FUCK?
hopefully soon. my best friends sister has to work for them, and i just want her to wear a shirt saying FUCK. god that'd be funny
Then they couldn't make her take it off at school because it was part of her job!
hahaha...true! ha! i would so do that. except she's 23 and we have uniform (they make me look like a nun)