Chinchillas

I have a pet chinchilla. His name is Sprinkles. He looks fine in a top hat.

Make sure you feed it ev'ry day, take it for walks.

It sickens me how dozens and dozens of chinchillas get killed just so some rich cunt can wear a fancy coat.

And Taco Bell serves them hot and spicy.

Crunchy, Chewy, Cheesy.....Cruncheweesy?