HAYSTACK CALHOUN, BTD AND ANDY38 REPORT HERE

*a shitty rendition of Under Pressure hits while QOW makes his way to the ring*

Haystack! weve gone too long. We need to know who the true champ here is and we have no other way to settle it than in this very ring. I also want Bites The Dust as the referee and Andy38 to call the match and be a backup ref.

*with that, leans on the rope and waits for haystack*

I am here :)

I shall whip you with a jump off of the top rope , ah yeah

a loud *WHIP* is heard

We need the referee. BTD Please report to the online ring.

We now ask that all spectators clear the floor.

A bell *rings*

The combatants are introduced.

Now where is that referee???

I'm here...and I look dashing in my uniform. Earl Hebner I ain't!

*eats a sandwich waiting for the match to begin*

another bell *rings*

The eagerness and intesity of the audience is deafening.

commentator 1 here-

"and the match begins and referee BTD has checked the combatants for weapons, conviscatin a viibrator off Haystacks and a inflatable sheep off QOW. and wait, the lights go out and jesus something has just went smash...."

*grabs referee, administers choke slam off of top rope, then pulls ladder out from under ring*

In my 25 years i've never seen so much carnage in my damn life!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=green>taylorgaga wrote: [/QUOTENAME]commentator 1 here-

"and the match begins and referee BTD has checked the combatants for weapons, conviscatin a viibrator off Haystacks and a inflatable sheep off QOW. and wait, the lights go out and jesus something has just went smash...."[/QUOTE]

Commentator 2 here -

"So, Taylor, how much do you think I can benchpress? Ballpark figure, go ahead and guess, I bet you'll be amazed."

*jumps off of ladder, crashing into the ring, caving the middle in, which triggers an avalanche of vibrators from above*

*WHAAAAPP*

*ZING*

*KA-DOOSH*