There are better ways to kill yourself....

For instance-
You could watch another State of the Union address.
Or you could simply watch FOX, MSNBC, or CNN if you like a slow, painful death.
Cheers

randommmm

Um...a shotgun to the face works just as well. Or if you are like me, and you would like to preserve your beautiful face, you could cut your wrists. Remember, go down the sidewalk, not across the street.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Music Man wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Um...a shotgun to the face works just as well. Or if you are like me, and you would like to preserve your beautiful face, you could cut your wrists. Remember, go down the sidewalk, not across the street.[/QUOTE]

Ah no, just take pills

Jimmy Hendrix Style

Oh yeah

i say jump off a building then i could get a taste of what its like to fly

Jump off ur stairs
15 tylenol
Big knife
Revolver
i could list all of them forever.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Forever88<h6>I'm not o-fucking-kay</h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Jump off ur stairs
15 tylenol
Big knife
Revolver
i could list all of them forever.[/QUOTE]

would ya stop it russell u got a great life and all this suicide talk is such a waste of your time and life.

Or listen non stop to Paul Rodgers!!!

or BPP

mmmm... the torture I like giving:
Space: very lit room
Sound: very loud Michael Bolton
Images: The walls full of posters with Sarah Connor
I guarantee: slow painful death.
^_^

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME] <font color=FF0099>Linda Of The Valley wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Sharon G. wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Or listen non stop to Paul Rodgers!!!
[/QUOTE]

Have you ever tried a very big gun, Sharon? Put it to your head (after loading it), fire it, and I swear you'll never have to listen to Paul Rodgers again![/QUOTE]

Good advice, that!

:)

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isn't that...uhm... a lil bit too... *cough*... radical?

wank till death

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Forever88<h6>glah glah glah</h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]or BPP[/QUOTE]

Hey -
What ever happen to BPP? Don't see him post here
anymore.

Um...
...I wasn't nessecarily serious, but whatever floats your guys' boats is alright with me. ;)
Cheers

You seen the amount of mess getting hit by a train makes?

Lay on the tracks, spite the world, cos some poor bugger's gotta scrape your brains off the track, the rails, the bottom of the train and probably the windowscreens.