Morecambe

I remember from like 2000 there was a Morecambe fan on here, do you still post? Anyway... are you coming to Stafford on Saturday for the FA Trophy match. If so, see you there.

P.S. We are top the league (repeat to fade)...

Apologies for lateness of reply, young eggster, but I have been otherwise indisposed.

Sir Archie Leach and myself are from Morecambe, for our sins. My excuse is that I was born here - what is known locally as a "dogshit grown 'un", and that the Flashman family have had land here for generations beyond reckoning.

Archie, however, deserves extra ridicule, for his family emigrated here from somewhere near Brisbane, Australia. Some folk just don't know they're born!

I wouldn't say either of us are Morecambe 'fans' as such. Indeed, if the whole town burnt down tonight, the football stadium included, I believe I would soil myself with mirth, pausing only to toast a marshmallow on the embers.

I would be interested to discover who this Morecambrian is that you refer to. If they're female, I've probably shagged 'em.

It's rumoured I have to have a camera inserted into my nether regions, my dear Sasha.

Would you like a copy of the negatives?

Hi eggy, long time no speak. How's life?

Morcambe is just like the town where I was born Lytham St Annes. Full of old people and dull as ditchwater. At least Morcambe has a statue though.

"Eric Lytham St Annes" wouldn't have had quite the same ring to it, somehow.

Ive been to Morcambe - for about an hour. What a dump.