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I liked Arlene better....
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Actually I'm firing you, Lester, because you make the word 'pat' filthy.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Poopham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I have never used that word in my life, you patalicious pat.[/QUOTE]
Shut the pat up both of you! Don't make me pat you. Geez.[/QUOTE]
Pat off, you patting patter. If you don't, I'll pat you so hard into next week it'll make your pat pat.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Poopham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I have never used that word in my life, you patalicious pat.[/QUOTE]
Shut the pat up both of you! Don't make me pat you. Geez.[/QUOTE]
Pat off, you patting patter. If you don't, I'll pat you so hard into next week it'll make your pat pat.
Boys, please! You can both marry me!
Mother patters.
Mother patters.
Can we pat on our wedding night?
Arlene, we still love you
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Arlene, we still love you[/QUOTE]
I'm begining to think you must be related, when you go home at night there isn't some big fat trailor trash lump sitting in the corner smoking heavily and bashing away on a computer, whilst surrounded by copies on the National Enquirer and empty bottles of Burbon is there?
If so does she tell you tales of when she dated Elvis and had his love child that they called Freddie does she?
Hmm, thought so, check the post does anything start "Dear Arlene, payment is now due on your subscription to 'how to win friends and influence people'please don't send the same post dated cheque as last year"
Run boy, run like hell and don't look back!
I'm begining to think you must be related, when you go home at night there isn't some big fat trailor trash lump sitting in the corner smoking heavily and bashing away on a computer, whilst surrounded by copies on the National Enquirer and empty bottles of Burbon is there?
If so does she tell you tales of when she dated Elvis and had his love child that they called Freddie does she?
Hmm, thought so, check the post does anything start "Dear Arlene, payment is now due on your subscription to 'how to win friends and influence people'please don't send the same post dated cheque as last year"
Run boy, run like hell and don't look back!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Togg wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Arlene, we still love you[/QUOTE]
I'm begining to think you must be related, when you go home at night there isn't some big fat trailor trash lump sitting in the corner smoking heavily and bashing away on a computer, whilst surrounded by copies on the National Enquirer and empty bottles of Burbon is there?
If so does she tell you tales of when she dated Elvis and had his love child that they called Freddie does she?
Hmm, thought so, check the post does anything start "Dear Arlene, payment is now due on your subscription to 'how to win friends and influence people'please don't send the same post dated cheque as last year"
Run boy, run like hell and don't look back![/QUOTE]
Umm, not that Ive seen
Unless she hides in the closet with the boogie man.....I hate the boogie man
I'm begining to think you must be related, when you go home at night there isn't some big fat trailor trash lump sitting in the corner smoking heavily and bashing away on a computer, whilst surrounded by copies on the National Enquirer and empty bottles of Burbon is there?
If so does she tell you tales of when she dated Elvis and had his love child that they called Freddie does she?
Hmm, thought so, check the post does anything start "Dear Arlene, payment is now due on your subscription to 'how to win friends and influence people'please don't send the same post dated cheque as last year"
Run boy, run like hell and don't look back![/QUOTE]
Umm, not that Ive seen
Unless she hides in the closet with the boogie man.....I hate the boogie man
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Poopham wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Actually I'm firing you, Lester, because you make the word 'pat' filthy.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Poopham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I have never used that word in my life, you patalicious pat.[/QUOTE]
Shut the pat up both of you! Don't make me pat you. Geez.[/QUOTE]
Pat off, you patting patter. If you don't, I'll pat you so hard into next week it'll make your pat pat.[/QUOTE]
Reminds me a South Park episode...
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Poopham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I have never used that word in my life, you patalicious pat.[/QUOTE]
Shut the pat up both of you! Don't make me pat you. Geez.[/QUOTE]
Pat off, you patting patter. If you don't, I'll pat you so hard into next week it'll make your pat pat.[/QUOTE]
Reminds me a South Park episode...
I've got a funny pat story.
I waited tables at a nice family restaurant all through college, while I was pregnant with Cameron, and even for a while after I had her. I made a lot of good friends over the 5 years that I worked there. Of the friends I made, two were brothers. They were constantly making me laugh. One of them would walk up this ramp we had in the restaurant that had a half brick wall on either side of it and act like they tripped and fell. So here is gullible me thinking he had fallen and hurt himself, I run over to make sure everything is ok and they both die laughing at me. I fell for this numerous times. Not to mention that this is going on in front of the whole restaurant!!! They were both clowns...now on to the pat story.....
One semi-busy night there was this man, the poor guy, he just wasn't right. He was standing up in the middle of the restaurant yelling, "Pat! Pat! Pat!" Apparently there was a person named Pat that he was trying to get the attention of. So from that night on, the three of us would randomly go through the restaurant and yell "Pat! Pat!" at each other.
Good times.
I waited tables at a nice family restaurant all through college, while I was pregnant with Cameron, and even for a while after I had her. I made a lot of good friends over the 5 years that I worked there. Of the friends I made, two were brothers. They were constantly making me laugh. One of them would walk up this ramp we had in the restaurant that had a half brick wall on either side of it and act like they tripped and fell. So here is gullible me thinking he had fallen and hurt himself, I run over to make sure everything is ok and they both die laughing at me. I fell for this numerous times. Not to mention that this is going on in front of the whole restaurant!!! They were both clowns...now on to the pat story.....
One semi-busy night there was this man, the poor guy, he just wasn't right. He was standing up in the middle of the restaurant yelling, "Pat! Pat! Pat!" Apparently there was a person named Pat that he was trying to get the attention of. So from that night on, the three of us would randomly go through the restaurant and yell "Pat! Pat!" at each other.
Good times.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Forever88<h6>glah glah glah</h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I bet her name aint even arlene.[/QUOTE]
It's probably...
Igetmoneyfromlittlekids
or...
Iliketotalksexualwithminors
It's probably...
Igetmoneyfromlittlekids
or...
Iliketotalksexualwithminors
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Togg wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Arlene, we still love you[/QUOTE]
I'm begining to think you must be related, when you go home at night there isn't some big fat trailor trash lump sitting in the corner smoking heavily and bashing away on a computer, whilst surrounded by copies on the National Enquirer and empty bottles of Burbon is there?
If so does she tell you tales of when she dated Elvis and had his love child that they called Freddie does she?
Hmm, thought so, check the post does anything start "Dear Arlene, payment is now due on your subscription to 'how to win friends and influence people'please don't send the same post dated cheque as last year"
Run boy, run like hell and don't look back![/QUOTE]
Queen Of Wrestling and Arlene talk sexual. He said on a post he has a fantasy about her. She's older then his motha at age 47!
I'm begining to think you must be related, when you go home at night there isn't some big fat trailor trash lump sitting in the corner smoking heavily and bashing away on a computer, whilst surrounded by copies on the National Enquirer and empty bottles of Burbon is there?
If so does she tell you tales of when she dated Elvis and had his love child that they called Freddie does she?
Hmm, thought so, check the post does anything start "Dear Arlene, payment is now due on your subscription to 'how to win friends and influence people'please don't send the same post dated cheque as last year"
Run boy, run like hell and don't look back![/QUOTE]
Queen Of Wrestling and Arlene talk sexual. He said on a post he has a fantasy about her. She's older then his motha at age 47!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Boys, please! You can both marry me!
Mother patters.[/QUOTE]
Everyone wants a piece of iGSM... :-P
Mother patters.[/QUOTE]
Everyone wants a piece of iGSM... :-P
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Ravenetta wrote: [/QUOTENAME]but this is getting rediculous. i agree with QoW, we still like arlene. now just saying such stupid things is just...argh.[/QUOTE]
We do?
We do?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Messenger Of Leah wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Togg wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Arlene, we still love you[/QUOTE]
I'm begining to think you must be related, when you go home at night there isn't some big fat trailor trash lump sitting in the corner smoking heavily and bashing away on a computer, whilst surrounded by copies on the National Enquirer and empty bottles of Burbon is there?
If so does she tell you tales of when she dated Elvis and had his love child that they called Freddie does she?
Hmm, thought so, check the post does anything start "Dear Arlene, payment is now due on your subscription to 'how to win friends and influence people'please don't send the same post dated cheque as last year"
Run boy, run like hell and don't look back![/QUOTE]
Queen Of Wrestling and Arlene talk sexual. He said on a post he has a fantasy about her. She's older then his motha at age 47![/QUOTE]
Oh, yeah, my fantasy....about somebody Ive never seen....
I'm begining to think you must be related, when you go home at night there isn't some big fat trailor trash lump sitting in the corner smoking heavily and bashing away on a computer, whilst surrounded by copies on the National Enquirer and empty bottles of Burbon is there?
If so does she tell you tales of when she dated Elvis and had his love child that they called Freddie does she?
Hmm, thought so, check the post does anything start "Dear Arlene, payment is now due on your subscription to 'how to win friends and influence people'please don't send the same post dated cheque as last year"
Run boy, run like hell and don't look back![/QUOTE]
Queen Of Wrestling and Arlene talk sexual. He said on a post he has a fantasy about her. She's older then his motha at age 47![/QUOTE]
Oh, yeah, my fantasy....about somebody Ive never seen....